Fulham Broadway

Ref is.....Mike Dean oh dear

Nice thread title. Its like one of those almost humorous books that comes out at Christmas.

Lets not shy away from it, this match is being played with an almighty row taking place in the background...namely whether Chelsea should force Jose Bosingwa to shave his unibrow or face the door (hopefully both).

He could have been a lot better at Yernited. When they nicked him off the yids I thought they'd another Van Nistleroy prolific scorer on their hands but Ferguson doesnt know how to deal with surly Bulgarians. Pure realms of fantasy scenario -No way United board would allow him at SW 6

Has this message via Rik Glanville on Twitter Bobby Tambling has asked me to pass on the following message to all CFC fans: 'I am overwhelmed with all the love & support I am getting from all the loyal Chelsea fans. It def perked me up. The Chelsea fans are the best fans in the world. It is my privilege to be part of the massive Chelsea family. I want to thank each and everyone of them from the bottom of my heart. And I hope some day to be well again and back in my home that is Stamford Bridge with all my family. Love, Bobby

As long as its played in a good spirit and John can swap shirts with Anton http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/ism/collections/graphics/kkk_robe_flat.jpg

Oh right read it wrong -translated from Icelandic

Good he doesnt seem to worship money like other 'stars' and values people as more important ! His Bentley was mobbed in the Fulham road stuck in traffic -he said to a couple of the fans on the way to the game-''jump in;'' and gave them a lift Bit strange the Icelandic bloke having a pop at Desailly...

JT should do that thumb to the nose and wiggly fingers thing, just as Ferdinand holds out his hand -or better still have one of those electric buzzers in his palm

Yeah. The best scenario is that we just comprehensively outplay and beat them, and theyve nothing to gripe on about (yeah JT scoring would be a bonus) We nearly did that with 9 men, so shouldnt be a problem

Its funny how the FA and Police and Sky come to that, are making this into such a fucking Ferdinand/Terry drama. Fans to be searched and warned, early kick off, category A, all police leave cancelled, helicopter overhead affair. The media looking for any hint to run a story on racist Chelsea fans. Christ what will happen if Anton doesnt shake hands ? Oh my fucking god! What if JT injures him in a 50/50 tackle -the media will be apoplectic. The reality is there are too many people employed as coppers and journalists so they have to create a situation to justify their jobs. Wankers.

qpr tickets on general sale this morning -in their end if anyone interested

Top scorer last season -am sure AVB is in no rush to get rid. Been a fan as well -had an incredible non-commital phase for a while like Drogs when the Special One was off loaded, almost like a protest and there was a standing joke in the MHL and Malouda was a byword for laziness. Been good of late

Picture of the team working out on the beach on Facebook... cue following comments.... Okechukwu Eneh Chaii!! Na punishment b dis? Chelsea players don sufa. No nid 2 wrk hard again cos u guys r nt goin anywere hahahahaha..... 12 minutes ago · Like Emmanuel Mgbojikwe Avb is total s*#t...instead of lukin 4 top rated strikers & winger 2 buy, he's vacationing somewhere else. TOTAL CRAP! 12 minutes ago · Like Ivan Opara I believe the training will make a good impact in the team. More power to their elbows. Up blues for life 12 minutes ago · Like · 1

JT probably end up sharing a cell with 'Arry. Cue a Britcom about ''Two lavable cockernee rogues'' starring Ray Winstone as JT and Bob Hoskins as 'Arry

Lucky enough to see him play -one of the first games I went to and can remember the Standard headline couple of hours later after he'd scored with a fantastic free kick round the wall -''Tamblings Banana''. Played with Greaves and Bridges -all three England Internationals that came through the Chelsea Youth and later Osgood. All had a natural instinct for finding the onion bag. Torres should watch some of their videos. Anyway, I know we are only here for a short time -but hope he gets well soon

So on one hand hes doing his ''damn hardest'', yet on the other hes also ''doing practically nothing''. To be honest , the elephant in the room is £50 000 000 receipt. but you cant return the shoddy goods to the Liverpool shop. If it wasnt for that figure he wouldnt be getting starts, its the club desperately trying to save face. Be gone in the Summer

Hi Fernando. I think you'll find the clue is in the words 'cultural imports' as opposed to labelling a country. Not averse to all things US just a lot of the transatlantic shite masquerading as entertainment. Have a nice day n all

This is how to beat Man City -and Osgood tells their fans to fuck off

Can't see this happening when they've slapped a 29m valuation on him -unless Roman can rekindle some Ukrainian connections. More chance of signing William Shatner....

ITV already have there FA cup quota -and sadly the FA Cup doesnt attract the worldwide TV audience that the EPL does, so TV companies dont see ita as a revenue bringer. Global viewers want to see superstars, not Salisbury V Shrewsbury. Shame -it was the first football cup competition in the world and I still fucken love it

I know. First time I heard it was my daughter saying it couple of years ago. ''Your bad....er...what?'' Fucken yank cultural imports -donchajusthate em??!! I mean, like kinda, hello ?

Oh ok Peace -my bad (as the kids say). Getting mixed up with Minorca. Anyway I hope they come back refreshed, primed, and with a winning mentality

Splitting hairs I know -but I think its Mallorca not Majorca

I've noticed him for some time now. Devastating runs, but not quite the finished article yet. O'Neill will develop him,...and will never sell