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Welcome back matey -all we need now is your compatriot CM 2000 back

38 out on loan Which ones have a future ? Possibly Abraham Traore Musonda Christensen Kenedy Cuadrado Then maybe Baker Atsu Ake Bamford Pasalic I am sure Conte will have a full say in the matter

Not bad for ''the worst buy in the history of the MLS'' http://www.skysports.com/football/news/12096/10562313/frank-lampard-scores-twice-in-new-york-city-victory What do they say about Class, Form, Permanent, temporary ?

A PREMIER League chairman has woken up in the boardroom with vague memories of going on a transfer binge late last night. West Bromwich Albion owner Jeremy Peace regained consciousness face down on an oak table, to the sound of a fax machine spewing out pages and the nagging feeling that he made some impulsive decisions before midnight. He said: “Who, or what, the fuck is Allan Nyom? “I only ask because I’ve got some paperwork here with his name all over it but no indication or whether he’s a striker or a midfielder or a goalkeeper or whatever. “It’s the same every transfer deadline. I go after someone, I don’t get him, the green mist comes down and suddenly I’m bidding for every creative midfielder I can find footage of on YouTube. “The last thing I remember is screaming down the phone in Spanish that I’d pay £32 million for Ricardo Carvalho, so how I ended up with Hal Robson-Kanu I don’t know. I thought he played for us already. “Ah well, it’s only Chinese money. But Pulis is going to go mental.” Peace then began repeatedly banging his head on the table after realising he had forgotten to sell Saido Berahino for the third window running.

Rio Ferdinand claims Conte put the players through the hardest pre season training ever. http://www.thesportreview.com/tsr/2016/08/rio-ferdinand-makes-huge-claim-about-antonio-conte-and-Chelsea/ And that's without taking drugs Rio

So pleased about this Never forget him sat on the crossbar in Munich....

Sky confirming we've made a £30m bid Bring the Curly haired one home !

Hasselbaink signed Sylla from Anderlecht for 'undisclosed fee' Good player, just hope it wasn't for Sylla money I'm here all week

It has got better, sent off in his first cup game as well *starts statue campaign*

Just a note on Clattenburg, he was excellent yesterday and got nearly all calls spot on Refs only seem to get mentioned when at fault

See your point Tomo, but theres no logic to when and why staff will be sacked -Carlo, Ray, etc. and I wish I had your certainty that ''he will get the time'' The only certainty so far is the Buckenalo clique keep their positions regardless

We need defenders, get them. Failure to employ them means heads should roll in the boardroom. Every job at Chelsea seems cut throat bar for Roman's little army of yes men/women

We appear to be incapable of getting the defenders in that Conte wants so we go with what we have. I just hope the idiots on the board understand this (which I doubt) and cut Conte a bit of slack

Interviewed on BBC tonight -hes confident he'll get 30-40 goals for City this season, and seeng his goals so far its totally feasible Lets bring him home next season

Nice one. Wasn't there but found this http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chelsea-v-Burnley-Programme-March-15th-1980-1979-80-Season-15-03-80/302035868777?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D37567%26meid%3Ddd6c4aaecacf4300b97053929a354b13%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D291840330112

Both teams to score, best odds 7/5 http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/chelsea-v-burnley/both-teams-to-score

I hope everyone heeded my advice and betting '' both teams to score'' because of our leaky defence £130 up so far

That worked out well then, a £4.5m loss. The money made on Papy has been well used. Why the fuck, are the people involved with our transfer dealings still at the club? Yet again, we enter the last week of the window still requiring a new defence. We'll end up with the usual panic buys, and end up with someone like Phil Jones.

Brilliant game, fans went mental at the end Already four points better off at this point than we were last season Just need to work out a plan to keep Costa on the pitch.......

What IS funny, is Arse fans on 606 having their seasonal week in week out whinge (Wenge) ''We'll never win the league with Wenger in charge'' asked to name names as to who could do it for them, they say ''Eddie Howe, Mourinho, I reckon Big Sam could do it, Guardiola'' :

Its more than 'unacceptable' its a fucking disgrace. Not sure what your point is, you seem to be trying to put me in a ''Mourinho cant do no wrong camp'' for some reason which I don't think anybody is since the end of 2014-15. Anyway this should be in the Mourinho thread We signed this Kooldaddy fella yet ?

Hes probably Mourinhos best signing. One thing Mourinhos good at is convincing players theyre superb- notice in this Southampton game Rooney is having something of a renaissance almost certainly due to Jose pep talks., Come on Saints !

Haha genuine lold at that. ''bowl of class A's'' Charlie, acid, browns. How to take an analogy to the limit, You gotta break eggs to make an omelette etc