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So this is why the Ginger Mourinho has a gravel voice -he eats worms https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/burnley-boss-sean-dyche-gravel-11863143

The telegraph have just said we've made an enquiry in to Peter crouch!! This isn't a joke.

Thought this was a story about Graham Rix

On the positive of last night - after a patchy performance -what a fucking superb set of penalties. You could tell they were on a mission to right unjust wrong decisions

But if they pander to the parents of one precious darling I suppose they open the floodgates to all the parents. Not a job I fancy.

There was a programme on refs at junior level. It showed them getting dogs abuse from parents at best and hospitalised after being maimed and beaten at worst. It seems a pretty thankless job for people who want authority.

Yeah I was having a dig. Thing is it seems the VAR operators don't want to upset the refs by what they may perceive as undermining them at the moment, But with all these things it should iron itself out. It was the same with Hawkeye in tennis. Which come to think of it, giving teams say three disputed calls in a game which could be viewed might be better

So we need another VAR to monitor the first VARs fuck ups

100% improvement on the first match -like him, adds an Ashley Colesque drive to that left side

What the fucking point of VAR if the ref and the voyeurs are just going to back each other up. Also if it was any good it should be used to rescind Moratas red card. VAR at the moment is shambolic

A 59 year old John Bumstead would be better

I love it. The mad men and mental antics come and go. From Bates trying to put up electric fences to Eddie Mcreadie walking out because the owners wouldn't give him a Ford family saloon car.

Yeah but we're paying him in cocaine and a new caravan

Yup that's what I said in my post . The wages will escalate, but fuck it Roman youre a billionaire and If I had that cash I would put Chelsea first

Would we want Bale ? Not so sure. It does seem that wages will escalate anyway - TV revenue will have to increase for the armchair fans, or sell more shirts in third world countries --they better not put up admission anymore !!

Are you certain Hazard is going to be paid £300 000 a week ? And make Courtois the best paid GK ?? Wow that's some knowledge -and if that's the case then it will snowball, and what are the obstacles to signing Sanchez as far as you are concerned ? How do we know CFCs alleged interest in Sanchez isn't media driven -after all Conte knows fuck all about it ? It could be another log on the media fuelled fire of Conte v Mourinho so they can say ''Mourinho beats Conte to Sanchez''.

I would agree with that, and Christiensen will be as well. In the footballing World Hazard is seen as the jewel in the crown - but often understated players are just as valuable. We'd be mid table without Kante, and would rather hang on to him, tell PSG to fuck off, than sell Hazard for silly money to the State subsidised Madrid. Bottom line wages will fuel inflation and we will have to keep up. I blame Jimmy Hill.

But because CFC is a business first and foremost £350 000 a week for someone who might be around for a couple of years isn't viable. It isn't economically viable because Courtois on 100k a week wages would have to be doubled. Hazard would have to be on a par with Sanchez to keep Madrid away. Then every other player would also demand incremental proportionate wage rises. Unless Abramovich is persuaded by the Yes men and Maria to open his wallet more, very unlikely, and that it is investing then Utd, City and even Liverpool will permanently overtake us.

Funny but probably not far off. Its like the board are ambitious every other season. For Fucks Fucking Sake- sell off 3 or 4 loan players and get the Chilean money grabber. There are repercussions as well -who would Hazard rather be playing with, who is more likely to make him want to stay - Sandro and Sanchez or Bakayoko and Carroll.

Thought he showed loads of promise couple of months ago -his last game was like he was on a quelude comedown after a crack session

Love to hijack Mourinho and Utd and get Sanchez. Throw the goons Bakayoko, hes an Arsenal type player

Oh well, I suggest we all cheer ourselves up with a dose of Arsenal Fan TV tonite, should be a blinder.

The support at home has always been less since it became a tourist attraction. Hazard and Fabregas were not booed

The worst midfielder I've seen at the Bridge since Jokeonthepitch (Jokanovich)

Yup well it would be boring to have permanent success