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Imagine if we'd signed him...oh hang on

The wait to break the Premier League's goal involvement record goes on for Mohamed Salah. But on his 400th Liverpool appearance, he really should have been celebrating equalling the tally. Quite how the Egyptian side-footed Cody Gakpo's low cross wide of an empty net from just yards out in Monday's defeat at Brighton, no-one really knows. His own wry smile suggested his own disbelief. Two months ago, he looked set to destroy Premier League records and produce the greatest attacking individual season in the competition's history. Salah's double against Southampton on 8 March took him to 27 goals and 17 assists in 29 matches, just three goal involvements short of the Premier League record of 47, held jointly by Alan Shearer and Andrew Cole. He also looked certain to beat the record of 20 Premier League assists in a season, jointly held by Arsenal's Thierry Henry and Manchester City's Kevin de Bruyne. Since then, has recorded just one goal and one assist in eight matches, leaving him still one short of the goal involvement record and two short of the assist record.

CHO will think he has something to prove. But if we have the right attitude that Cucu has, grit and fight, we can do them

That was a corner to West Ham. Coufal gets booked for protesting Cheating officials again

Was thinking the same last night ☺️ Jackson is no way near the complete forward, but Hojland is like someone in the crowd who won a golden ticket to play up front for United- yet they stick with him

Roy Keane had a meltdown in Sky studio about an hour afterwards. Didnt like Maresca saying Utd were really good - thought he was taking the piss 😁and as for most in Utd team - tore them to shreds. To be fair Hojland is utter shite

Also its an insult to the fans, you can imagine a collective rolling of eyes when they talk bollocks. Theres a fashion of Orwellian doublespeak with managers, otherwise known as Trumpian syndrome. Also, any that say 'moment'. ''We had a good moment'' Do fuck off.

Managers say any old shit in post match pressers Amorim ''we had good moments, and are building for the future'' Maresca on 1 shot on target Utd ''they played really well, great team, matched us''

6 yellows= 25k fine for Utd.

Reece just said it wasnt our best game on the ball... But his pirouhette, the pinpoint cross on to Cucu, then the Drogba/Costa finish....laaaverly

Fucking hell talk about making it difficult Still could be worse, we could be Utd. Longest winless streak their billionaire Ratcliffe deciding to look like a tramp

I thought Cucu would be the man to do it

Imagine him in this game

If me aunty had bollocks she'd be me uncle

Wont be

Intensity of a luke warm bath

Todd Boehly grinning, couldnt give a monkeys toss by the look of him

Play anything like this and Betis will destroy us

Compare this damp squib to the 2003 fourth spot game. Atmosphere was electric. Gronkjaers billion pound goal that gave us CL Football and inspired Roman to buy the club

Fucking hell. Bring in performance related pay.

Utd are awful and our response is to play like a Championship side. Shocking so far

Bit of plastic from China at the end of the day - vintage shirts are better and about half the price

£125 is mad

Maresca quite happy to let Chalobah go to Palace while replaced with expensive mediocre players - that resulted in one clean sheet in 13 games the 0-0 with Everton. Now it looks like hes letting him go again in the Summer. Fucking shambolic

Money It's a gas Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash New car, caviar, four star, daydream Think I'll buy me a football team Money Get back I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack Money It's a hit Don't give me that do goody good bullshit