bigbluewillie

Me too. Punched Lasagna A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling. That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.

You had me reading and rereading time and time again😄 Punctuation Strike punctuation. I get it now your talking of the first three you mention as targets🫡 The rest not interested in, absolutely agree. I absolutely agree on both comments.

Chelsea will urge Belgium striker Romelu Lukaku, 30, to accept an offer from Saudi Arabia if a deal cannot be struck with a European club. (Talksport) AND Juventus are willing to pay Chelsea £35m for Lukaku but the Italians need to bank £50m from the sale of Serbia striker Dusan Vlahovic, 23, before they can proceed. (Standard)

Arsenal will demand £50m from Chelsea for Folarin Balogun after the Blues sounded out the United States striker, 22, over a move to Stamford Bridge. (Evening Standard) I know nothing of this guy other than he's a septic, but I don't think we want/need him and certainly not for £50M

Most of you need to calm down, you're in total meltdown. I said at the beginning it was going to take time, and if we could finish at least 6th and have a decent run in a cup possibly win one the it would be a decent season. I don't like losing to any one especially wet spam. But get real ffs all new players and manager, the players need to get to know each other as does the manager. I don't know what you are expecting, but two games into a season and you're slaughtering everyone, you've got to give it time it aint gonna happen overnight. If you're not prepared to do that and lower your expectations to a realistic level then you're going to be disappointed for the whole season at least. KTBFFH

Now Carney's injured😡

What a shit pen, fucking hell Enzo

Thing is not about his position but his injury list. I said after his last injury that he was becoming prone to injury, so with him and Wes Fofana there goes half our back line. I asked during Sundays game why he was being taken off, they said he's tired🤪 now it turns out he's torn a hamstring.

Caicedo has completed his medical at Cobham🤩

I don't know where some of you are getting you info from about Lavia coming here but... According to Sky Sports a deal has been agreed with the scousers for £60M

So he didn't need the medics, just a pillow🤫

And off subject. I can't find any news on James injury, not again.

No I can't! Not until he passes the medical and joins up with his new team mates at Cobham, then i'll believe he's our player

Told ya

I still stand by my earlier comment

Who the fuck is supposed to be marking Salah? he's tore us a new arsehole from the off

There ya go😡

Only just seen who the fucking ref is😡

Yeah but Kepa is the better keeper imo. I thought Bergstrom looked quite good on tour, you don't reckon him though!

Fucking Gallagher Fucking Sterling Fucking Sanchez

Me too Now i've seen the team he's picked ffs

Chelsea are on the brink of signing Brighton midfielder Moises Caicedo, 21, in deal worth £115m as the Ecuador international prepares to snub Liverpool. (Sunday Telegraph - subscription required) AND... The agreement between Caicedo and Chelsea is for a contract until June 2031 plus an option for an extra year, with personal terms agreed in May. (Fabrizio Romano) AND... Liverpool are also set to lose out to Chelsea in their pursuit of 19-year-old Belgium midfielder Romeo Lavia, who is set to leave Southampton for Stamford Bridge in a £55m deal. (Mail)

With what they're saying Caicedo is still in London with his representatives. I think we're going to scupper the pool, and sign him🤩

Update Sky Sports Caicedo having 2nd thoughts about joining Scousers

Fucking great start to the season, Nkunku out, and Caicedo lines up against us.