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"Torres perfect hattrick of misses, left, right, head". True

"You feel for Torres, he wants to play a simple 6 yard pass and rolls it out of play". I would feel for him if he was a toddler in a U5 team but he is a professional footballer on 175k a week allegedly and should get that one right blindfolded.

The Czechs still can't shoot

We were sleeping. Now this will get unncecessarily hairy.

yeah...great.... we do waste the chances and they do not even need one to score

He wouldn't be Torres if he had made anything productive out of that opportunity.

He wouldn't be Torres if he had scored that.

I think Oscar or Torres will take it.

torres continues practicing 1km/h shots

No way, Moses in centre midfield my ass. Torres once again showing what he is all about

So dumb starting Oscar and Mata, they are so small they will be getting bullied all over the place against city if they are not fresh and sharp enough due to exhaustion after this cumulation of games.

that's Dave

Euro League surely is ours to lose now. I vouch for another European Cup + Fa Cup double + 3rd or 2nd place... could still be a succesful season. But never gonna happen under Rafa.

Inter , Lazio and maybe Zenit and Kazan are now the only strong non-English sides left in the competition

Yeah, we are already used to it. but this time it. Wolfgang Stark kicked us out against milan in 2010 in the CL but today did not favour any side.

Dembele has won it for Spurs finally. Always going to happen. Individually Spurs were always waaaay better

Rafa knows exactly what he is doing. He will damage us the most be just doing enough not to get sacked but on the other hand win no trophies and completely wear down Mata & co

Lyon goalkeeper is such a clown, Tottenham should win this

Yeah but we won't win cos Rafa is our coach

Let me introduce Wolfgang "I never give a penalty" Stark

And Berlusconi's tactics were better, cos Milan got an even better result and have completely dominated Barca, maybe they were stronger last season, but they weren't even leaders in their shit league back then, so i can't say too much about that. Milan today were almost as good and superior to Barcelona as we were in 2009. Last year we conceded shitloads of chances and were lucky, but Milan was not lucky, could have been even higher scoreline, win was never in doubt.

still 1 minute for Milan to bag a third

love it how hectic barcelona are acting now.

Barcelona were poor tonight, deserve nothing of this game can't even remember them having had a chance.

Constant and Mexes had Messi and Pedro in their pockets all day long.