Ljpaddock

my dad turned to me during the southampton game and said we are turning into arsenal. all passing no product

That press conference is unreal. Do those tossers seriously get paid to ask that shit?

Not got the looks for the new Real Madrid

KEVIN ASSBURNER HAS SPOKEN

The bloke is a monster. Love the way he carries himself

Just looks to have such awkward technique. May be that he's nervous as hell so doesn't want to fuck up

Why does he have to curl up his arms and arch his back like gollum and then use his foot like a putter to play the simplest 10 yard pass?

Any English acestream links?

Lmao the Gerard chant!!!

i pass more naturally than zouma. unbelievably uncomfortable technique for a pro

Also hazard needs to sort out his finishing ffs. That one on one should be a 100 per cent finish

I cannot understand mourinho sometimes. Second half they had to attack us so why not ship drogba with half hour left and stick schurrle on to hit them on the counter? Instead of trying to shut up fucking shop every time

He will play and mourinho is going to use this mysterious hamstring injury trolling for a while yet

Mourinho the king of trolling

Must have been his birthday cake!!!

HIGHLIGHT OF THE FIRST HALF: Eva sprinting onto the pitch

Perez is a fool

The title is uniteds have you not seen the demolition of European powerhouses qpr?

best thing about this game is that no injuries were picked up for man city

Drogba should never have started this match

How come assburner never predicted?

SCUMCUNT

I'm hanging out for a download link!!!

I've just finished playing footy, any download links for the game?!

Malouda treatment it is!!!