Muzchap

You said he was shit and should come off - think that's a bit harsh, he was no more shit than the rest of the team? And at least he lent Ivanovic his shooting boots!!!

Mods can we put Forum in Performance Mode? Please? Driving me mad Omg Torres FFS!!!

Much better lads

Played Marin

Wow - our tempo is SOOO Slow! What the hell happened - it's like we're in slow motion!!! Maybe too much partying at New Year!!!! Maybe Ramires instead of Lampard and Mata for Marin/Moses?

Derry 3 match ban!!! Cunt!!!

Yeah it's all Luizs fault All the team is shit at the moment!!!

Lol unlucky

Lol we do look rubbish

Ivanovic fuck off ya twat!!!

Fucks sake - c'mon Chelsea we look absolutely fucking clueless!

I'm gonna start a campaign to get that cunt Tony Gayle off air... He's such a fucking knob - just cannot fucking stand him - he was an ABSOLUTE SHIT player, how he has the temerity to slate other players is beyond me!!!!

Dude at least he's trying!!!

Tony Gayle a cunt from West Ham!!! He's such a fucking knob!!!

Haha AWESOME post :) Pat yourself on the back for that We should have a post 'legends' thread where mods can move responses like this

What was the David Brent (Office) joke... Something like... How can I soar like an Eagle, when I'm surrounded by pigeons.... Could be a factor

Cool thanks - must admit googling for Europa league doesn't feel right, like I've gone back in time Oh well finally some good news today, just found out my mate in England committed suicide, leaving 2 kids and a baby Gonna kick his selfish arse if I ever end up in heaven

Nope - don't think so - Europa league have weird rules if Newcastle are out, he's eligible? Are Newcastle out?

No way he will go with that His current contract is 40k week basic with 20k game fee, so normally 60k week. We offered 80k - he wants more 20k week increase, over £1 million a year pay-rise! Like WTF - what 'sane' person wouldn't snap that up!!! If he's too stupid to see the benefit and to be in a team challenging for trophies, then perhaps he ain't CFC material after all. That's not me on my high horse - just flabbergasted at some people's greed and idiocy, on top of the £1 million per year, he's also getting £2 million cash from Newcastle and no doubt a decent signing on bonus and millions in fees to his 'agents/family' - now if that ain't taking the piss don't know what is? Also, we need to remember, every professional player is insured, if he's uninsurable, then it's a massive, massive risk. As somebody else said this guy is one tackle away from a wheelchair... Can anyone hand on heart honestly say that isn't a possibility with Chelsea's history of strikers :(

I just don't see City letting him go, especially to us He would be great, but unless him + Mancini fall out and he reveals a life long passion for Chelsea, just don't see it The fact he keeps scoring is also making it harder for us - lol...

Go watch the pre-season games he was literally our best player... The injury has really fucked him up, but he is still a good player and will shine if he gets a run of 4-5 games... Don't write him off just yet...

He looks good from the few times I've seen him play - apparently Arsenal and Spurs are close to signing him

Nope just people I found who are available on a 'Free' Some actually weren't like Hunteralaar and Tello But Honda is apparently - he would be great, along with Llorente, Walcott and Holtby

Lmfao!!!

Yup and do we even need another fucking midfielder - fucks sake we have more midfielders than City!!! Strikers and Defenders is what we need - please change the search filter 'CFC Scouts' - you're getting obsessed!!!!