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http://www.sport.co.uk/news/Football/28029/Chelsea_star_Vieira_will_be_a_good_addition_to_our_squad.aspx

Think he would be fantastic cover for these games and it would really piss off Arsenal fans. Can't see it happening though.

I was on your flight by the sounds of it! Fantastic bargain, does not get much better than that.

Adebayor, Adebayor give him a passport and he'll bring back 10 more! Dimitar, Dimitar his mum washes windscreens on the north circular! Dimitar, Dimitar his dad is a rapist in Bulgaria! The elephant man, the elephant man, Joleon Lescott, the elephant man!

And it's super Chelsea *clap clap clap* Super Chelsea fc Were by far the greatest team The world has ever seen

Chelsea Ranger I wanna be a Chelsea Ranger I wanna live a life of danger I wanna beat yids every week Chase them up and down the street Heres do the girl that I love best Every night I suck her breast Shag her standing Shag her lying If She had wings I'd shag her flying Now she's dead Not forgotten Dig her up Shag her rotten Woaaaaaaaaaaaah Chelsea Woaaaaaaaaaaaah Chelsea I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals, for Chelsea We love you Chelsea we do This is like Alouette were one man leads and the rest repeat what he says! Kalou He came in from the Ivory Coast Kalou Kalou He don't do coke like Adrian Mutu Mutu He crossed the ball in from the left It landed right on Riise's head That's why we love Salomon Kalou Torres He's half a boy, he's half a girl Torres Torres He looks just like a transvestite Torres Torres He wears a frock, he loves the cock He sells his arse on Albert Dock Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side Liverpool Fuck off Liverpool FC Heysel and Hillsboroughs your history And we don't give a fuck about your Stevie G John terry got the captaincy Liverpool 2 Sign on, sign on With a pen in your hand Cos you'll never get a job You'll never get a job Liverpool 3 In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums You look in the dustbin for something to eat You find a dead rat and you think its a treat In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick You can't get a job cos your to fucking thick In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums Liverpool 4 In the dark back streets of Liverpool Where the Mile ends never been Lies a mutilated body of a Scouser Where the North stand kicked him in To hell with Man City To hell with Liverpool We'll fight fight fight for the Chelsea Till we win the football league...Again! Bubbles I'm forever blowing bubbles Pretty bubbles in the air they fly so high, they reach the sky and like West Ham they fade and die Tottenham always running Arsenal running to Were the Chelsea boot boys And were running after you Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Knees up Knees up Mother Brown Knees up Mother Brown Under the table you must go Ee i ee i ee i oh If I catch you bending I'll saw your legs right off Knees up, knees Up Don't get the breeze up Knees up Mother Brown Oh My, What a rotten song What a rotten song Oh, What a rotten song Oh My, What a rotten song What a rotten singers too Chelsea *clap clap clap* Chelsea *clap clap clap* Chelsea Aggro Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankley Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury Shank said no I don't think so But I've heard of the Chelsea Aggro la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I've heard of the Chelsea Aggro Chelsea Aggro Chelsea Aggro hello hello

Your having a laugh aint you?!? This has to be some sort of sick joke! Your not even a Chelsea fan are you. You just come on here when your bored and act an absolute dick because you find it funny...

Being 100% honest, do you believe Chelsea did anything wrong? If so was the punishment justifiable on the transfer ban? I believe we done something wrong, but every club in England and most other countries are doing the same thing! We should not have got a ban at all, the only way its justifiable is if the whole of Europe got a ban! You obviously have a very strong squad atm, one of the strongest in Europe. Where do you see yourself in 3-5 years time when the main core of your squad have got too old/moved on? I see us signing some decent younger players like Aguero or Pato, I can also see 5-6 of our youth players becoming permanent youth team players. if u could sign two players from spurs who would they be? Modric and probably take Defoe on his current form who do u consider to be your fiercest london rivals? You or WHU are u happy with your manager or would u have preffered to keep gus hiddink? I'm extremely happy with the start Ancelotti has made, but it is far too early to say! Do you see Tottenham as potential title challengers within the next 10 years? Possibly, anything can happen. are u concerned that abramovich may sell up someday in the near future and how do u think it would affect your club if he did? If he does sell up, we will only be brought by another billionaire so it will be fine. who do u see as the dangermen for both teams this weekend? Defoe and Drogba do u think man city will become a major force and challenge for league titles? Yes, although not this season. How do you feel about the recent influx of cash-driven teams/players into the game (especially the EPL)? It's a bit unfair on the smaller teams, I understand Chelsea have been big spenders in recent years but for any team to compete for major trophies they have to spend big. what are your opinions on harry redknapp and his management style? Fantastic manager! where do u predict spurs and Chelsea will end up in the league table this season? Chelsea will win, Spurs will finish 5th! what is your prediction for the match? Chelsea 2 - 0 Tottenham

He's making us look like cunts! Playing games with us, trying to get money off. If we decline this offer we will look like cunts and he knows that and with all our bad media recently this won't be much better will it? Decline the offer get all the money back and we can make our own 'large sum' donation to charity and keep some for ourselves.

Are you stupid! Kakuta's mum signed the contract for a start and we contacted UEFA about buying him. Arnesen was well within his right to sign Kakuta. He has worked within those restrictions and we have been wrongly prosecuted as we will find out during the trial. I shall hold you to your words until after the trial, the man has not done anything wrong.

What?!?!?! Why?!?! He's transformed our youth academy, your just saying that because the media suggests our youth academy is a failure if you actually look into it we have one of the best in the world and just because the players haven't matured enough to play in the first team people think it's bad. I can assure you in the next few years we will have many of youth players that get first team opportunities.

I've been looking at it for about 2 minutes and cannot find a single dolphin!

Fucking disgusting!

Getting smashed after Fulham to celebrate the Ashes at Trafalgar Square and finding myself on television the next day! If you watch the last 10 minutes of this video... http://www.oneandother.co.uk/participants/GingerSmith and the first 10 minutes of this video... http://www.oneandother.co.uk/participants/Anthony you shall see us. lol we were later moved on by police.

As the title says where do you work? I work at Chessington World of Adventures!

Excellent! Serves him right.

Isn't this what Arnesen was meant to be doing! Also if we gave our youngsters a chance then perhaps we would actually get somewhere. There's plenty of youngsters that would fit into the first team but we either loan them out or leave them in the reserves.

Doesn't come close...QPR's just a little local rivalry cos we used to rip the piss out of them and they still have hate for us cos of it.

And Birmingham have just equalised

Kicked off a bit a few years ago and expect a little bit of trouble again. Just wish it was at there place!

GOOGLE CHROME! Fuck yeah

And you wonder why you get so much negative rep?? Your a complete bellend. Aguero last season scored 17 goals in 34 games in the Spanish Premera Divsion and scored 3 goals in 6 games in the Champions League. Last season he played a total of 51 games and scored 25 Forlan scored 34 in 41. Aguero also scores goals to say he doesn't which you are clearly implying is stupid.

Bollocks will this happen! They say they will do something every 3 months and nothing ever goes through.

Just booked my flights and hotel to Madrid! Cannot wait!!!