We Hate Scouse

DAMN CHEATERS!!!

You're my hero. Can I be your slave?

Because I'm fucking awesome?

Quit whilst you're ahead BM

Have you been practicing for the past half hour or something?

From Wikipedia: The owners of Earls Court and Olympia are Capital and Counties. They are presently in discussion with the boroughs of Hammersmith and Fulham and the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea to demolish the existing centre and redevelop the area with up to 8000 new flats, retail and possibly a new convention centre. However this is expected to take many years work and the latest date scheduled is June 2013.

These people are my heroes. I aspire to be like them.

If I get 1 character words such as 'I' and 'a', I think I could easily set down a world record.

Stylish right? I get all the girls when I'm wearing these bad boys. I tell them I smash out 120 WPM, I swear they cream themselves then and there!

I haven't even got my special typing gloves on at the minute. This should be an Olympic sport.

I'm under pressure of not getting caught at work so it's harder When I'm at home tonight I'll smash it!

I'll save my 3rd try for lunch. My boss was snooping around last time, it made me panic and probably resulted in my failure. I shall beat you and Lum and Shonex and EVERYONE!

You know me well

2nd try.......... Visit the Typing Test and try!

Mine was my first attempt. I shall beat it.

That's impressive. I'm going to have to beat it!

http://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english

No it isn't. It's dark!!

What position do you expect him to play for Chelsea? A lot of positions have been thrown about...Defensive midfielder, Central midfielder and now you've just said attacking central midfielder and right winger. It seems no one knows where he will play?

Which would ultimately rule out Hulk

I believe we pay £12 million now and £10 million over the next 2-3 years

This is epic on so many levels.

Piazon, he's an amazing gay!

Jizz.

Sad bastard!