Leif

We can do it put your back into it

I'd say they're a sharp knife and we're a blunt knife but really they're a knife and we're a spoon

It's half time that Conte gets to dump his analysis into the players heads full-on. It's when he works his magic. We're still doing well. But questions have to be asked when a team which rarely plays our formation, plays it better than us.

My stream keeps stopping #No #Drought

#SaveUsSanchez

Need to go 4-3-3 and pray the players remember how it work. Need more in the midfield, but still need the 3 forwards.

Another team changing their formation just so they can compete.

I feel like I'm in the Delorean on my way to smack all of Spurs's wags one by one with leather gloves

Pedro scores when this is played within 100 miles of Stamford Bridge

I'm forcing my prematch playlist on you all

this has no relevant lyrics to the game but there's a pretty goth girl eating a flower in the video and it's calming me on repeat before the match

On the night I'd rather Arsenal lose, but come end of the season if it's 2 points in Arsenal's favour that knocks any of the usual suspects out of the top 4, I'd prefer that.

Either Arsenal finally melt into the Europa League where they belong, Guardiola/Jose will meet their end as a top manager, or Liverpool hearts will be broken yet again. The end of this season will be immense.

I fear strikers more when they have a drought to break (like Crouch just did.) Kane's getting the goals out of his system for us, I'm grateful.

The way he penetrates those tight spaces leaves me in awe

I just don't think Liverpool have winning players. Great players in this day and age, yes, but that's in their feet and not in their heads. The players feel the inferiority complex that reeks from their fans. They will forever remain minnows while we pig out as the sexy tuna of the ocean.

#AreYouBarcelonaInDisguise

If we beat Tottenham i will drink a cup of dirt

My fake name is Rashford Sphinx. Women must be bewildered when I order coats from them on eBay. I might change it to 'Not an Ethiopian warlord.'

When the fuck will the skulls of commentators & coaches be thin enough to get into their brains, A PLAYER IS GOING TO BE SHIT(er) AFTER THEIR MUM DIES. IT ISNT ROCKET SCIENCE. You don't get over mourning in a damn month or 2. It's lunacy that he's not still on leave.

This is simply our foreplay, and the climax awaits.

I can't add anything better than what UnionJack has, but if you consider it worth the hassle (I do) you can consider ordering your LSD from the 'dark web'. You will never, ever, be hunted down by police for ordering a tab of LSD, they just don't care, but this way you ensure you're actually getting LSD at a level as pure as it can be, as opposed to whatever you'll get on the street. There's a review system just like eBay, with around 2-3 main vendors. I sometimes wonder if London drug dealers know about the dark web. Setting up a PO box, buying a garage somewhere and having chunks of coke delivered would cut out or supplement the other middlemen they deal with. There's around 20k profit in each KG but obviously you have to know how to move that much stuff, which most don't (it's by selling to other dealers of course, not selling it all in 1g amounts on the street. I think. A friend said.) A saying should be made along the lines of, if you want to make money from Food, sell to Chefs, not Consumers.

I'm so scared, that the hairs on my hairs are standing up. I'm so scared, that the flares on my bears are turning up. I'm so scared, that the pears in my stomach-lair are throwing up.

That would be so damn cheap for this guy. Excellent squad player. He's like a Nasri. You surely don't want him starting every game, in this league anyway, but bringing him on with 20 minutes to go will probably result in a huge influx of opportunities for the forwards around him. I thought he was around 25 by now, but turns out he's still only 22. Under the right coach he could become one of the best players around in his position, which he's shy of just now for sure.