Leif

A man with sense bets a little on a 99/1 potential return.

If we rate him as a player out of 10, he's clearly either a 4, 5, or a 6. We need more than 6's. Madrid and Barcelona have no 6's on their benches. I'd struggle to say Man City & Bayern have any 6's on their bench too. It is TOO LATE to start integrating 'not bad' youngsters just for the sake of it. It had a lovely novelty that I wanted to be a part of 5-10 years ago, but now, who else is trying to integrate randomers from their loan army ahead of bringing in already-made, performing to a high-level talent? More than ever you need instant success on the pitch; and all of our youngsters right now, from RLC, to Ake, to Chalobah, are so damn jack-of-all-trade players who excel at nothing. All of us would struggle to list proactive traits any of those players have. You put them on the field and your chances of scoring go down, and your chance of conceding just marginally, actually goes up. In my eyes anyway. All they are are fresh legs. Nothing special will come from any of them, ever, bar 1 freak goal for a lesser team one day.

If Hazard is little then Kanye West & Mark Wahlberg are little and Kendrick Lamar's a full on midget. He's taller than Al Pacino, Ben Stiller & Stallone Funny little guys.

Which means more flair for our bear And hair for our lair

My dick's hard like an ice lolly stick for this. My favourite youth player in my favourite Italian team. I hope we extract Boga and relocate him too. He's already good enough for a few PL sides who could use a creative option; West Ham being desperate, and having a more than decent manager, I say would be great.

No slander needed - he probably prefers Chinese food to paella, so leave him & Oscar be. I'd choose their cuisine too.

Matic almost rhymes with spastic and it's no coincidence (Notice how all these big-money transfers from the Portugal league have failed to impact the top level like the players around them? Matic, Hulk, J. Rodriguez, Falcao to an extent. Moutinho isn't even that good in Ligue Un, and so on. A league of marketing more than it is top football.)

Are we even still in the title race now? I'm not sure

has anyone seen the anime Rainbow Nisha? i had wet eyes for every episode. bromances just hit me. anyone seen anything similar? I want to cry again

We will clearly fail under him, we have shown no signs of progress

Some metal music just came on and this guy came to mind. I picture him breaking limbs ruthlessly like Kane when he first entered WWF.

Polo rhymes with Cholo, how can i trust a gang member?

Marco Alonso looks like the exact guy gay porn directors would scout. Considering he isn't fully 'there' football-wise, you have to wonder if his weekends are spent indulging in a private guilty pleasure.

It's this sort of shit that fuels prostitution. I am so full of frustration, I will pound this bitch

They'll probably cum in eachother's mouths then spit into a little girl's cake. They're fiends and need exposed.

It puts into perspective how good some of our key, gamewinning players are, when teams are certainly outplaying us weekly yet can't get ahead of us in points. If Tottenham had Hazard or Costa, they'd surely be top.

so much for hazard being the next lampard

The main thing i've learned from this game is jelly babies are 3x as chewy now

In better news my foam roller has really helped this knot on my back

I TOLD THEM BUT THEY NEVER LISTENED

intrasting

Moses in Conte's hands after the game #PrayForMoses

Moses is like one of the first Robin's, the hype went to his head too quick and he got himself murked

While everyone's in their emotions and feeling considerate & critical, I'd like to let you know that *all* cat food advertised, on shelves in shops, etc, is eventually going to be what kills your cat, even if it lives to 18. It should've lived to 20+ in such a case under more ideal circumstances. Let me briefly elaborate. Commercial cat food, plain and simple, generally leads to either kidney or liver problems for cats somewhere down the line (Almost all cats will get unavoidable arthritis as they're older, if they've had a great quality of life that is in terms of running through fields etc.). Vets will recommend deadly brands to you unknowingly, because those brands are the few brands in the position to pay vets to sponsor them, which creates a halo-effect as the vets never go beyond any basic research they were taught in vet school which'd educate them on the matters at hand as they truly are. The solution? Real food for your cat. Real meat it'd get in the wild, but on a premium level, because cats are magical. I suggest sardines as the #1. It reduces arthritis substantially, to the point of a cat being unable to go up/down stairs, sprinting both ways again. Chicken & rabbit are good too, since both of those are what it'd get in the wild under the most ideal conditions. But if you go to buy rabbit, buy hare instead, since hare is caught & killed quickly in the wild, vs. rabbit which is actually farmed these days. Worst food by far is dried food. Best by far is fatty fish; but sardines have the bonus of the tiny easy-to-smoosh bones, meaning lots of calcium for your cat.