Leif

Oscar has nice hair. It looks like a sheep.

I'm trying to lose weight. Stress retains body fat. This game is stressing me out. Therefore, the longer we're not winning, the more fat I'm going to retain. Logic. CMON GUYS! DO IT FOR MY MOOBS!

Oo damn Cech, dat wuz a fine save bby

Got a feeling this may go in. If it does, Pirlo, you're a cunt with pubes on your face.

@, I like your idea better.

Oh fuck off Vidal. Awful acting.

WOT U DOING RAMI

Cech's elbows must hurt. So many diving saves already.

Don't see why we couldn't have just played roughly the same team we did vs. Juve last time. Pirlo barely got the ball that game.

Need to bring Torres on (no, seriously). At least he can win some of those headers from Cole's crosses and Cech's kicks.

RUN!!! RUN! STOP JOGGING! STOP WALKING! RUN!!!

Vidal is everything I wish Ramires was. (I said this about Fernandinho the other week. I'm naughty.)

Oh and regardless of tonight's result, Oscar has officially 100% won my heart. That run of his sealed it.

ANNOUNCEMENT: If we lose - I'm going to do a rage workout to get my anger out. If we win - I'm going to masturbate to "Blue Is The Colour."

Mata isn't doing well. He keeps leaving his left position. When he's in position though we've sliced them open (a bit).

What the fuck Ramires. Wot u doing.

Imagine if Falcao was where Hazard was after that Oscar pass, eh

Ivanovic just isn't very good anymore is he Great arse (no homo) though.

Zidane has a poster of Oscar in his bedroom.

Oscar >>> Everyone, ever.

AREGRHGRHAGRHAGHRGAHGRAHGHAGRHAGRH. THOUGHT THAT WAS IN

Ivanovic loses the ball. Stands there. He then walks back into position. Not good enough ffs.

Ramires is more gentle than a butterfly

Marchisio and Vidal - proper box-to-box midfielders. I want one please.

Gonna be a long night.