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Bring back Drogba on loan. Bring back Essien from his loan. Loan Carvalho from Real Madrid. Give Liverpool Torres in exchange for Joe Cole. Allow Malouda to play for our first team again. Bring in Cudicini as Cech's back-up. Line-up something along the lines of - Cech; Ivanovic, Carvalho, Terry (A BJ from Eva will have him fit again), Cole; Essien, Mikel, Lampard; Cole, Drogba, Malouda. There we go. Premier League champions. Oh and I also heard that Anelka wants to return to the Premier League...

I think we need to go back to our roots now. Let's get Ken Bates on the board and get someone like Neil Warnock as manager.

Rafa always seems a bit intimidated by interviewers, short-fused yet quiet, and even a bit spoilt. He's also had a few questionable moustaches in his time. Sounds like a public masturbator to me. Also - Look at what he's said about when he took over Valencia. Valencia fans literally hated him at first. Look what he then did for their club. They then loved him. Just food for thought. I'd love to see if he could get even more out of Mata.

I want Martin Jol. His voice is so cool. Whenever he talks in post-match interviews I just imagine him with a big cigar in his mouth. He's like a gangster. Infact he probably is.

Dat shit cray

GUARDIOLA SPOTTED AT STAMFORD BRIDGE! HOLY SHIT:

Rafa has now admitted that he's interested in the Chelsea job.

NEWS: Drogba has asked to make a loan-transfer in preparation for the AFCON. It's highly unlikely, but maybe Roman wants Drogba back until we get a proper replacement. He'll probably just end up in France though, and if that's the case, I'll be catching every game of his that i can!

I called it. No board of Chelsea, Real Madrid, AC Milan etc. want a manager who's previously managed West Brom and MK Dons to lead them. Roman never wanted RDM as manager in the first place, hence the really long delay before him actually being made manager. He saw this as the perfect point to cut him off. Also; if us 'plastic fans' called it (that no progress was actually being made under RDM) AND the board have now sacked him... maybe, just maybe we were onto something. You can't stick with a manager 'just' so we seem more stable. Fuck the media anyway. Keeping one manager around while making no progress and getting very bad results is embarrassing, especially when people just think that sticking with him as manager regardless would've wiped the last 8 or 9 managerial changes clean.

Also, not in a cuntish way - If you chose to support Chelsea and weren't born into it like some of us, please try your best to not act shocked lol. This is what we're about now. We're like Real Madrid with allot less stability and honours. . . in a way. Yolo. Still shocked though.

So who'll be stepping in as manager for now? Please not Steve Holland lol. Maybe a player-manager? Maybe Terry?

Since the news emerged that Roman apparently rejected the chance to sign Falcao a few months ago and put his faith in Torres instead... maybe this'll mean he goes for Rafa so that he can try and get the best of what's left out of Torres. meh

Shocked. Just woke up. I did not expect this atall. Wow. Despite my posts about him recently, this has left me sad.

I don't think any 'top' team in top flight history in any of the top 5 leagues has ever leaked as many goals as we do while using a 4-2-3-1 system. Literally.

How one fan reacted to the loss:

I want Hummels in to (eventually) replace Terry. I want someone in the mould of Xabi Alonso to partner Mikel if we persist with him. I want Willian brought in as a rotation and more direct option for our "3". I want someone tall, strong, pacey and clinical up-front - Someone like Cavani. I want us to loan Courtois to a Premier League team next season. Same for McEachran (a newly promoted team; assuming he'd get games. If not, another Championship loan). I want Chalobah to be loaned to another Championship team next season - maybe even Watford again. I want an up-and-coming centre-back for the future - Kurt Zouma. I want Piazon, Feruz and Todd Kane to get chances in the Europa League if we're relegated to it this season. Maybe even Saville, Blackman and Lalkovic (couldn't hurt to recall him at this point). I want us to sell Fernando. I want a manager who can get the best out of Hazard, Oscar, Mata etc. I want someone who will turn potential into actual current skill. I want a contract extension for Cole. I want us to hire the best defensive coach in world football to privately tutor Luiz. I want a box-to-box midfielder in the mould of Fernandinho, Marchisio or Vidal who can put in the nitty gritty work to keep the team ticking. I want allot of things - and Roman has the money to get all of them. We are one of the wealthiest clubs in the world. We are genuinely now one of the most prestigious clubs in world football. It is unacceptable for us to ever have any intention other than getting all 3 points. Never should we play for a draw or just wish for the best. Never should we go into a game as 2nd-favourites. Never should we say "Hazard, Oscar and Mata are untouchable and good enough. No need to invest in more attacking options." I want players and staff all fighting for their positions so we're left with only the very best in world football. We need to get rid of this mentality of being a 'big' club but not 'the' club.

I'm very opinionated about RDM, but let this be clear - I do wish him the best here, and do want him to succeed. Like any Chelsea fan. Also I'd like to add - I will cut my penis off if we ever hire Rafa as manager.

@Henrique, Yeah man. I've completely changed my mind about him this campaign. He's got his footballing brain on now and is ALLOT less selfish. He's also more decisive and direct. I absolutely love him now ironically, and would be incredibly happy if he joined us.

Once he leaves I want him removed from our history. If you watch WWE (don't judge lol) think Chris Benoit.

Our players won us the Champions League last season - not Di Matteo. Why can people not get that in their heads? I don't like this "look what he did for us last season" rubbish when there's talk about whether he's good enough or not. Drogba. Cole. Cech. Terry. Lampard. Mikel. They won us the Champions League. Even players like Bosingwa, Kalou etc. They had such a drive, want and will to win the trophy - and they did. Not because of 'tactics'. Out of heart and determination. All respect to Di Matteo as a player. He'll always be a legend at this club. But he is going to damage his reputation if he continues to be manager here. We have shown zero progress under him. Only one game this whole season had me thinking we were actually moving forward, and that was against Arsenal. Upon reflection we didn't actually do that much different vs. them. It was more about them being poor than us being good. Give any real top manager our players and we'd be top of our group, no doubt. Di Matteo won't mould our very good players - Hazard; Oscar - into top-class players. Take sentiment out of the equation. List just 3 positives that he's shown since the CL win which not every other manager would show in his position.

Oh well. If we get sent into the Europa League it's time for Piazon, Lukaku (if recalled), Feruz (long shot) etc. to shine just like Suso, Sterling and Wisdom have done at Liverpool! (It'd be a shame to stop his development at Watford and recall him, but the Europa League would be amazing for Chalobah in my opinion.) We're not out yet though!

No

Cech shoulda saved.

Ramires you're shit.

Donetsk score! 1-1.