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Sky say we're meeting with him tonight

I just woke up... What the fuck is this line up. What the actual fuck.

I highly doubt he'd succeed here, simply because our game is allot slower than Arsenal's and quite tighter .. but I've just always loved him as a player for the things he's shown today. Such a shame he plays for a rival.

Told ya the boy's special.

Oh look. Manchester City who actually invest in a couple of good strikers already have 2 goals in 5 mins against a team we barely beat. Lovely.

See... I just don't understand Negredo. Whenever I watch him, he looks like he's not supposed to be a pro footballer. Yet at Sevilla, he's averaged around 1 goal every 2 games or so, and has exactly 1 goal every 2 games for Spain. How this happened I'll never understand. Soldado's ratio of goals per game is actually slightly higher than Negredo's. I like Soldado more. It'd also be nice to see he and Mata link up again. They created magic in the past, especially the season before Mata joined us.

It really is quite amazing though. United (potentially) - Rooney, RVP, ChicPea, Welbeck, Lewandowski City - Aguero, Tevez, Balotelli, Dzeko Chelsea - Torres I can't help but laugh (in a bad way). We deserve so much respect as a club to be in 3rd place with only one striker when you compare us with the rest of the teams in the league. We surely must be the best team in the league.. sort of. Give us the strikers City or United have and we'd be top, no doubt.

Benayoun is actually the perfect player in my opinion to use when we rest Mata! He was brilliant for Arsenal, quite good at Liverpool, and there's no reason why he can't be good here! Looking forward to his return.

We've had 59 shots in our last 3 games in all comps. Everton have had 45. We've had 25 on target. Everton have had 12. We've scored 14 goals. Everton have scored 5. We've conceded 1 goal. Everton have conceded 3. Everton have only been able to win by 1 goal at most in their last few wins. We of course won by 8 goals and scored 4 more goals than Leeds United. Everton's scoring threat (aside from Jelavic) who is Fellaini; is out for this game. We've got everyone available aside from Terry I believe. Looking at stats, it would seem the following are likely scenarios:- A tight, low-scoring (if any goals at all) 1st half. Over 2.5 goals in the second half. Everton will be bad at defending against long-shots. Our defence will have a little bit of trouble on the wings, but Everton will find themselves offside more than they'd like. They'll likely throw Baines forward to whip in crosses, but this'll leave space behind him for Moses (who I assume will be starting) to exploit. Jelavic will likely score a headed goal from a set-piece if Luiz is slotted into central defence (in my opinion). Hazard will win a penalty. Prediction:- Everton 1 - 2 Chelsea

We will win.

I actually think it'd make sense for Man Utd. Drop Rooney into midfield with Scholes likely retiring for good after this season. Drop RVP into the deeper role which Rooney currently occupies, while Lewie takes RVP's current spot.

Luiz is actually playing a very similar role to Yaya Toure's at Man City IMO.

"He isn't a midfielder." Well he started his professional career as a midfielder... is currently playing as a midfielder...

IF he comes, I assume allot of his games will be on the left wing with Mata in the hole and Hazard/Moses on the right. I can't see him coming in on loan and being our starting striker or just another option for Torres. Instead I see both he and Torres playing together like they've done for Spain a few times.

Because...? It took around 2 minutes to write. How is correcting someone over something so basic when they insult you a 'need to get out more'? Hm?

@Rmpr, HA! I TOLD YOU! PATO HAS BEEN SOLD TO CORINTHIANS! €15m!!!

Getting this from my doctor to see how it effects me. Scared. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAKS0aVhGto

No. I didn't state an opinion; I stated an assumption; and while stating that assumption, even stated the fact that I was making an assumption - so there's no room for confusion there. Opinions and Assumptions are entirely different. I have no need nor reason to back up what I said, as that is what an assumption is.. and a completely plausible assumption at that. Assumption definition via. Google: "A thing that is accepted as true or as certain to happen, without proof." What you said was an opinion - Opinion = "A view or judgement formed about something, not necessarily based on fact or knowledge." An opinion without reasons isn't an opinion at all, as to form an opinion there has to be things (reasons) put together to form said opinion. That's going off into an Inception-like description though. It also wasn't noted anywhere that what you said was an opinion. The way you had written it had it come off as if you were trying to pass it as fact - but an opinion cannot be fact. It is impossible. This is why explaining thoughts or opinions on the internet is encouraged as things can be interpreted in many ways. Passing insulting 'opinions' on to anyone only takes away from future posts or 'opinions' by that same person, as without any firm ground to stand on (to state why the opinion was formed) those 'opinions' cannot be taken seriously. The morale of all this is - Saying that you find what someone said is stupid and not giving a reason as to why you feel that way simply makes you look incredibly immature.

Don't call someone stupid or their opinion stupid if you can't or won't back-up why you think so.

How many of our younger players made Premier League debuts under AVB or RDM? I genuinely want to know. I'm under the assumption that Piazon + Ake getting minutes is more down to Rafa trying to win us over than furthering their development.

L-TYROSINE This shit is the greatest shit I've ever used.

2 more clean sheets and he'll hold the record of 'most clean sheets (currently 135) at a single Premier League club'. Today was also his 250th win as a Chelsea player.

Both Manchester United and Arsenal lost at Carrow Road. This was a good 3 points.

17 shots...and only 2 on target. what. This is where David Villa comes in handy. The few shots he may get on target in a game are usually scored.

'turn'? He's been the main one receiving the blame for almost 2 seasons now. Torres can't magically wave a wand, put himself in the double pivot and start passing the ball forwards. That's Mikel's job.