Leif

I am now a firm believer that we need to buy no new starting striker. He should be it next season IF he keeps this up until the end of the season. His work-rate, finishing, pace, confidence, stamina, agility etc. have all improved. I want his babies.

I HAVE THE BIGGEST BONER RIGHT NOW

THAT IS WHAT EFFORT GETS YOU. FUCK TORRES. BRING HIM BACK.

HE IS THE WONDERKID I HEARD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's improved on his hold-up and link-up play immensely.

Better than Zidane.

I am completely confident that we'll destroy them. We always have a run of sloppy games and then slaughter teams and dominate for at least 1 half. I'm expecting Torres to actually get a goal this time, probably a header, and then 2 from Hazard, maybe 1 from Lampard or Azpi (I just see him scoring, not sure why.)

Only player to take a shot so far!

Very good post. Great player indeed. To me he seems like everything Zhirkov looked like being. Would love him if we had to get a new LB. Even bring him in as a rotation option considering we play a left-back, Bertrand, on the wing quite a bit! He'd do the job much better.

Best player on the pitch so far!

Exactly why I want us to win the EL after our colossal fuck up vs. Atletico.

@, I think it's best to take it with apple juice or unsweetened orange juice if you don't mind the taste. I remember reading something about the natural sugars in it spiking your insulin levels which basically mean the Creatine is better absorbed.

...so... if he's still here next season... what do we all plan on doing?

And at least 1 hits the back of the net.

I WAS ALREADY PLANNING A TRIP TO AMSTERDAM FFS

Inter beat Barcelona despite a stupid red card in the Semi Final of the Champions League. They progress to the final to beat Bayern Munich. Rafa Benitez becomes their manager the following season. The players are upset with his methods as he destroys the club, leaving them now in Serie A's mid-table. Sound familiar?

Worst Torres game ever? Seriously.

I'm going to literally beat myself up & have someone take pictures of me, then send them along with a letter to CFC and say that if Torres is not sold or has his contract cancelled ASAP the self-beatings will continue.

Every time Torres misses a shot, a newborn kitten dies.

New rule: Don't bet on Chelsea if Torres starts.

Any other striker would have a hat trick..

Torres on grass is like Bambi on ice.

If I had a wife i'd be beating her right now because of this score

Essien in his prime was basically Ramires with less pace, a better shot, equal (probably) stamina, better tackling, better positioning, better strength, better vision I could go on and on. We had Makelele - We now have Mikel (no offence to him). We had Drogba - now Torres. Carvalho and now Cahill. Just... does anyone see how massively we've downgraded our spine? It's awful.

THE REF IS TRYING TO FINGER EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!