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Leif

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  1. WIN THE BALL BACK FFS I BEG YOU
  2. Too many holes in midfield!!!!
  3. STOP LETTING THEM RETAIN POSSESSION
  4. We need a big-game player on right now.
  5. Good stat: Azpi & Torres both have 4 tackles so far - the game's best.
  6. The "Best player in the league" has been on fire!! So much so that he's played like a floating piece of ash and nothing more.
  7. I miss Mikel and his pass completion
  8. I bet Ramires burns something crazy like 3,000 calories per game. I envy him.
  9. I have to be honest - this game has got me really sweaty. My balls are drenched. Also: I just got a gut feeling we'll concede a last minute goal or some shit. Hopefully it'll end something like 3-2 if that's the case.
  10. Cole has impressed me off the ball but annoyed me on the ball. He stalls too often these days and does a weird thing where he lifts his ankle up or something to try and 'fool' the opposing player.
  11. HALF TIME BECKONS, FUCK YEAH. Hope we don't drop the tempo afterwards.
  12. Whenever we only have a narrow lead and are close to conceding our defenders always seem to start trying to play like Messi
  13. If we win this I'll let Oscar and Ramires give anal to my future wife
  14. Credit to Torres for creating (partly) that goal. Very, very good from him.
  15. GOOD FUCKING LORD! I LOVE BRAZILIANS!!!!
  16. This is what I keep saying yet people act like I should be banned when I say so lol
  17. Cech. You're a tall guy. TRY jumping for fuck sake.
  18. "David Luiz can't perform well in midfield against top teams who press."
  19. See if Oscar kept that ball in (not that I expected anyone under Drogba's height to do lol) it would be yet another example of Luiz retaining possession oh-so well.
  20. Torres takes shots which end up throw-ins and makes passes which land at the keeper ffs.
  21. We have a special right-back
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