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Kinda sad but Lampard looks like a headless chicken today.

What the fuck you fucking cunt, red him. I do not care if he got some of the ball. That's dangerous play. Cunt.

GET BENAYOUN OFF THAT SUB BENCH IMMEDIATELY. But not on the pitch. Maybe we can trade him for one of Villa's subs.

More worried about Weimann than Benteke

Our unlucky kit

Too tired to do the maths - If we win today are we secured in the top 4 even with a loss vs. Everton? If I've done my maths correctly (which is rare for me), if Tottenham win both their remaining games and we win today but lose vs. Everton we'd both end up on 71 or 72 points but we'd be ahead on GD.

I'm very glad both Hazard and Mata start. This game is far more important to me than the EL final and we really should go pretty much all out for the win. Not asking for another 8 niller, but 5-0 would be nice

i was alive for the 2nd cumming of mourinho #respect

His statement is either a lie or he's forgotten, but he did indeed have "Manchester United Player" or something along those lines a few weeks ago and it'd been in his bio for at least a year.

Statement:

Stan Collymore reports that the Rooney announcement will be announced shortly. On a separate note; He seems confident Pellegrini will be at City next season.

A "Good friend" could be that Porto youth coach who tweeted a month or 2 ago that he'd be returning home to Stamford Bridge

2 points: 1: I do believe he's the most 'complete' striker in the world, but it must be taken into consideration that he's only ever played in counter-attacking teams at club level, and when played in a more possession-based team such as Uruguay (who play similar to us) he has almost always gone missing. He likes loads of space around him; not many teammates. We can't provide that. 2: He could be the next Diego Forlan if we're not careful.

That one "." post has more content than the majority of the ones against signing him

We'll probably end up with the same exact strikers next season as we do this season only with the addition of Schurrle I can feel it

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He spent over £20m on Shaun Wright-Phillips.

It was reported a week or 2 ago he was taking French-speaking lessons you know. The rumour has it that he'll join Monaco as will Tevez. Could definitely see that happening and would personally love it. Would be interesting combo to watch but I'm confident it'd work.

But you haven't even read what I've said regarding him according to you so how do you know you've discredited it? Where do i say or even imply that? Can i borrow your magic-ball? i want to find out if we'll be beating Aston Villa He signed Tal Ben Haim and Pizarro.

So you'd rather NOT read what I said regarding why he'd be a good fit, yet continue to converse with me trying to explain why he wouldn't be a good fit? Not trying to be a dick but you've just destroyed literally everything you've said.

...have you been in the Sanchez thread? If so, you'd see a resounding yes. Probably, if we didn't have Azpi. No he's not. He's not picked due to whether he's good or not. But to answer your question - All of them bar Atletico. He fits Tottenham and Napoli's counter-attacking styles perfectly. With a few tweaks he'd probably be good enough for Atletico again too, yes. All 3 of those teams played in the Europa League this season. Torres has been the only striker we've used in the Europa League and we're in the final.

A video of him and Van Persie exploring their partnership to the fullest. Notice the touches, passes, movement. Of course chances are he wouldn't be a strike-partner here; he'd be the striker, but you can see everything in this video which so many people are saying he doesn't have:

I have lol. Read before this page

Welbeck took his place specifically to close down Xabi Alonso as they could afford letting him do so as he doesn't have stand-out qualities such as finishing which Rooney possesses and would thus be wasted. It was actually quite documented that Fergie messed up by not selecting him. So he's good enough to start almost every game for the Premier League champions but not good for a team fighting just to be in the top 4? You said it's easy to tell he no longer has a passion for football because he strolls around. Lampard, Messi and Ronaldo all stroll around also - does that mean they lack passion?

I'm just so confused. There's people putting genuine reasons as to why Rooney would be a good purchase, yet unlike in other threads, the only argument against it seems to be fallacies made out of thin air like "HE DOESNT LIKE FOOTBALL ANYMORE AND HE HATES CATS!" (you get my point) and people calling him fat.. Can someone against the transfer actually write something regarding why he wouldn't fit into our system? What he wouldn't bring to the team technically?