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I hope Hazard did genuinely kiss our badge and wasn't just wiping something off his mouth

Hope he enjoys his holiday in Portugal.

If the wind was going 1mph faster we could be drawing 2-2 right now. Cech doesn't 'know' nature lol. He should do what he's paid to do. Put in 100% effort at all times or get off the pitch as far as I'm concerned.

FFS, why doesn't Cech try to reach those?

I'd hate for this to come back and bite me but this forced sub could be a blessing in disguise. Ivan was already getting caught out by Coutinho far too much IMO.

That's why Terry does not need pace. As long as he can stay fit he can play for us.

As long as he shows a bit of emotion and doesn't just stand with a blank stare thinking he's hard I'd happily take him.

I guess Jose has asked our midfielders to be particularly rougher today. I like it. Good ol' trick of upsetting Arsenal's tempo and that being that.

Exactly. It's not Mourinho's fault if Eto'o suddenly decides to play shit and it's certainly not Mourinho's fault for Luiz not preventing that 2nd goal. People on here show sympathy for AVB after him getting sacked because 'he had so many new players to work with' and so that was too difficult to produce results with - and Mourinho? Does that not apply to him then? Does he not get time to adjust?

That first half has sealed De Bruyne's Chelsea career IMO. Best thing for us now would be a swap for Gundogan IMO but I'll save that for the correct thread later

What I love about Willian is his simplicity. Just get the ball and go forward.

Difficult finding streams tonight. Best one so far I've found: http://www.barcapakistan.com/live/stream-27/

Alongside Vidal. So that's not really relevant

I honestly think that looks horrendous. You have the technical ability of a donkey in there.

Turk invasion on the forum incoming

I wonder if this is the beginning of Tottenham's descent into irrelevancy (again).

Not a single player of ours looks comfortable with Essien on the pitch. Shouldn't even be in this league anymore.

Your Rep to Post ratio is what's funny.

Finally fully convinced you're a troll or 12.

Having such a developed body so young means that any cracks in his game will probably be covered up by brute force for the next few years - a la Lukaku - but that's not always a bad thing. (I'd happily welcome that style of play from our strikers right now.) This looks like a player ready for proper manly football. Most players his age look scrawny and shit. This transfer would excite me massively. He'd destroy Eredivisie defences.

Not all is lost. As we conceded so did City. Both games 1-1. Plenty of time to do damage.

I'm totally convinced so far this season that Cech's no longer world class. He's amongst the Boruc's and Begovic's and Diego Lopez's now it seems. I love Cech but really want Courtois between the sticks next season.

And now Schurrle knocks Arnautovic over. More please.

Knew it was going in. Lovely

More please