Leif

welp. i guess Brown is just there to make up the numbers

good gracious

Crossfield passes to Ivanovic should be a yellow card offence. Hazard's playing in front of him now because he's our only player with enough pace to catch up with his god awful through balls or whatever they are

Ya, we are screaming for Luis. Where art thou Filipe

what are QPhaha chanting? "we want to fuck Mourinho" ?

Brown would actually suit this game. I think. Shame that if we see him it won't be for more than a minute and a half but his pace would be very helpful right now so Hazard would actually have a link-up option available without Willian compromising his position

Hopefully all this QPR pressing will tucker them out soon and they'll require a kitty nap which we can take advantage of

our Serbs are passive.

the fuck is Matic trying to be Xavi for?

literally every player in the QPhaha team is a red card waiting to happen lets fuck them so hard they can't shit for days

anyone worried about a defence with Isla in it, and a midfield with Sandro in it, needs a more than gentle push in the chest if they're not bigger than you

OMG0MG GA REMY IS INJURED LET US REPEAT AGAIN REMY IS INJURED OMG TITLE RACE OVER no fam shhhh just wait for that bullet header from le king i wish i wasn't drunk, it makes my terrible posts even more terrble

dont even know if Drogba is fit but cmon

nah cmon Drogba hat trick

Is it Moo-Toe or Mewtwo?

So far. Patience

this is hard to sink in. man united have been horrible. yet they're ahead of man city. what. firm believer in us being title holders now, it took me long enough

omg i didn't know how far Man City were behind us, i had no fucking clue Man United had crept so far up the table either, when the fuck did they overtake City? Honestly? This season is mad

B words should be nowhere near a football kit. ew. get away, trying to tighten my neck and shit, rude invention

wow Ancelotti is terrible i can't believe he let them concede #out

I'd squirt myself if he ended up at Monaco

I want to sign Rabiot. He'd be a good fill in for Fabregas. It'd rob Tottenham of a target. My thought is over.

I hope i wasn't the only cynic with their heart in mouth thinking he'd been injured after seeing his name trending on Twitter

unless he's actually sold in the summer, in which case i'm sure this'll be quoted by weirdos who actually use the search function on here i can't wait for him to shit on the world and be an outstanding player for us next season. i have the faith. i also saw a pig fly this morning.

I just want to make Tottenham cry