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Came across this earlier...

Yes, get plenty of rest, @Vesper. And play some games, like Animal Crossing.

For NOT drinking last night?

Err, I was replying to Tomo...

As I said, Sancho may have left for Dortmund in 2017/18 but he was still playing youth level games then. How is that any different to CHO, who was still doing that in that season? There needs to be context in such scenario. How was he on a similar trajectory to Sancho then? Are goals and even assists the barometer to compare trajectories of players now?

Isn't that a bit selective? They may be born a few months apart but they were born in the same year. Sancho may have left for Dortmund in 2017/18 but it wasn't exactly a breakthrough season in the first team - he had injuries and was playing in some youth level games, which is similar to how CHO was still playing youth level games that season and getting selected for the odd games in the first team. If you're gonna compare them, 2018/19 season for both would be fairer and...there really isn't any comparison there for obvious reasons. And for argument's sake, you said Sancho had 1 goal in 12 games (he also had 4 assist by the way) but at least it's all in the Bundesliga - one of the major leagues in Europe. CHO's best work (if we want to call it that) in 2018/19 mainly came in the Europa League, which if we're being honest, all but 2 of the teams we faced were likely worse than 3/4 of the Bundesliga teams. CHO had 10 Premier League appearances and made only 1 assist, that was it. If CHO was really on the same trajectory as Sancho as you were talking about, Sarri wouldn't be so reserved about him last season.

CHRIST!!

Not a bad idea...

Nothing was going to stop Lampard putting Kante back in. I mean, we were doing well without him earlier in the season, for example, but every time when Kante was available, Lampard threw him straight into the XI.

Pretty sure the signs are that Havertz will go to Bayern.

I suspect that's just a rumor to get a better contract. Neuer's contract is up at Bayern in 2021.

I swear he's trying to break his ankles or something...

Then you will only suffer pain and disappointment when the time comes.

Meltdown in 3, 2, 1...

Don't think he's handling the self-isolation very well.

"He's done a terrific job at Chelsea"??

Joe Cole has never been the brightest of fellas, TBH.

Club said CHO is "now feeling fine and back to his usual self".

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