Jase

CHRIST!!

Not a bad idea...

Nothing was going to stop Lampard putting Kante back in. I mean, we were doing well without him earlier in the season, for example, but every time when Kante was available, Lampard threw him straight into the XI.

Well, well, well...

Pretty sure the signs are that Havertz will go to Bayern.

I suspect that's just a rumor to get a better contract. Neuer's contract is up at Bayern in 2021.

I swear he's trying to break his ankles or something...

Then you will only suffer pain and disappointment when the time comes.

Meltdown in 3, 2, 1...

Don't think he's handling the self-isolation very well.

"He's done a terrific job at Chelsea"??

Joe Cole has never been the brightest of fellas, TBH.

Club said CHO is "now feeling fine and back to his usual self".

Scenes...

One was a rule imposed by the country's government and the other imposed by the club... #witchhunt

*sigh*