Azpinator

Twattenham.

Both of you said "if" and I don't think it means assumption, just a conditional statement.

Cussing at Torres like it's his 1st season.. Heh. I don't blame him, I blame the manager who allowed him to play 90 mins and took out Schurrle instead. To some Chelsea fans, Jose gets all the credit when we win, but when we lose it's he players or the ref or whatever.. He's no saint. Why does scoring from a corner or a free kick seems so difficult now? It's like the players aren't training for those at all. This and the Villa game, both goals came from a cross from what is believed to be Ivanovic's spot, and he wasn't even there! Ivanovic will never be a proper RB again: he's slow, makes the same useless crosses every time, can't close down on a winger and lets Cahill cover up for him!! I love Brana to death but he should only be playing at CB, his frustrating RB performances could be a result of never resting throughout the season, but I still don't think he should be our RB. And the other Serbian, overrated? Too early to tell. THIS. Thank you. Our passing (and sometimes shooting) is incredibly inaccurate in the matches where we have possession. No he didn't. The tactics in the 1st half were much different.

lol that's not true!

Didn't say we need him, just a wish. I'd trade him with Willian in a heartbeat though.

I really would love to see Hazard and James Rodriguez playing together.. is that too much to ask for?

00:22 People who don't like this guy are insane.

LMAO at Oscar's "hair" in the first pic. Looks Like Usopp from One Piece.

Wow! Wojciech Szczesny should take a selfie in every single pre-Chelsea game. What kind of name is that anyway?

Time for some Red Cafe moments: Arsenal played decentish against them at home up until the red card, so we might be OK at home. At Munich... my God, let's hope we somehow get our shit together defensively. Their movement will have us all over the place. 33 minutes ago #12 ShinjisanFull Member Joined: Apr 24, 2013 Messages: 3,152 Location: Football, bloody hell! We'll do to them what Chelsea did to Barcelona. They are fecked! 34 minutes ago #13 kourouxFull Member Joined: Apr 25, 2007 Messages: 38,574 Location: Djibouti (La terre des braves) Robben vs our LB That great goal he scored at OT still fecking hurts 34 minutes ago #14 Red Pavanshittest username ever manutddabest791 Joined: Mar 15, 2008 Messages: 13,271 Location: UK - Ronaldo's House. esmufc14 said: ↑ We will beat them. Dont ask me how or why but we will. Believe. 33 minutes ago #17 EugeniusFull Member Joined: May 10, 2009 Messages: 2,323 Location: Behind You We're winning the CL this season and it will be in the jammiest way possible. 32 minutes ago #32 charleysurfTalks less sense than he used to Joined: May 12, 2006 Messages: 13,344 Bundesliga is shit. Look at Leverkusen when we played them... And these are from the 1st page only!!

This is gold, man. It's like we're the same person.

Hazard vs Van der Wiel Cech vs Ibra This should be fun.

One second it's puppy eyes, the next it's a rape look.

That's just sexy rational thinking, B.

Making a prediction is never too mainstream: Us vs Dortmund Barfa vs Atletico RM vs Bayern PSG vs Manure

Real Madrid x Manure would potentially be a contender for best comedy movie of 2014.

I kept imagining if we had clones of Hazard and Azpilicueta on our right side... DROGBA LEGEND!!

It's the apocalypse.

The weekend is not shit, we were shit!!

I think it's only because they've had a not-so-busy schedule this season.

That's true, but he was useless, so I'd take him out just for that. Salah wouldn't be any worse. Iva going upfront didn't make sense to me because this season he's been underwhelming offensively.. so putting him there would only expose our right side, and that's what happened. Agree with everything else.

Wow I've never heard that before! How original!

Seriously, nobody wants to criticise Mourinho a bit? Why keep the extremely awful/booked Ramires and Willian on the pitch? I don't understand. Since the moment they scored their goal Ivanovic disappeared from his RB place on the pitch and played upfront instead, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT? Foy the twat only made it worse. Azpilicueta is the ultimate hero.

Hell no.. But I hate them like one.