Azpinator

I predicted it before it was cool: http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/16559-premier-league-table-prediction/#entry680175

Just beat the cunts at Anfield.

Sorry, but that's like wishful thinking on Prozac.

Oscar is going though a rough patch and/or fatigued, but De Bruyne is shit and Mata doesn't fit. Story of the season.

Yes let's punish Cesar for doing his job!

Other than deluded MIlan fans, who cares what Kaka thinks?

2 Words: No Ramires.

Yes:

I hate assuming signings would magically improve the team, it's more about the details in our attacking play. Something needs to be done about that in the summer by Jose, it's the worst Mourinho side I've ever seen since.

Can somebody please explain Ivanovic? Thankfully we won't get to see him on Tuesday, same for Ramires.

We had all of our full-backs on the field that day: Back 4 were Bosingwa Ivanovic Paulo Ashley with Zhirkov on the wing. That line-up was notorious.

Just don't make Paulo Ferreira play as CB.

Big question mark on Ramires. He used to be so much better. #NotComplaining

On the bright side, Lamps doesn't have to make an assist for Suarez to score an opening goal.

Even if it's a meaningless award, I think the voting should have stayed open until the end of the season. We still have crucial games coming up as you all know. For me, I didn't even know the voting was going to last only a couple of days so I missed it.

If only it was this easy: #BringBackKalouda

Sorry this one is from a league game, but it's still great. Fixed.

https://www.facebook.com/CesarAzpilicuetaOficial/photos/a.581290908601472.1073741828.520429904687573/698685103528718/?type=1 LOL Why is Ash shirtless?

Absolute HERO. He's a big example of hard work. Nobody expected him to be this good when he first got here.

Every player gave his all, Jose you beautiful monster!! I almost burst in tears after the final whistle.. when all the players and staff celebrated, me and my Blue mates were jumping and chanting in sync.. Best feeling in the world!! Chelsea gives me hope and a reason to be alive and I don't care how tacky that sounds. CHEERS EVERYONE!! CHELSEA IS OUR NAME!!! :blue scalf:

Hope for the best and expect the worst. KTBFFH :blue scalf:

1. Kalas 2. Van Ginkel 3. Ake