Azpinator

Seriously why are some people complaining? He's a decent striker, already familiar with the Premier League, obviously an upgrade from Torres and most importantly: the best option available. Signing Destro would have been more risky imo. This transfer window is too good to be true, count your fucking blessings.

FUCKING MENTAL. 6 goals at Goodison, can't ask for more!! COME ON CHELSEA!!!!!

He won't even get to talk smack about us in 2 years, so that's good. So glad that chapter is closed now!

They are super desperate, they're the equivalent of Manure in Italy but with less money apparently.

Didn't realize he's 30 already.. Shit, he taught us real patience. My life was never the same after signed. Actually I like to blame him for starting the crisis/war in my country, because shortly after he signed everything started to go downhill here.

The Chicago Cubs?

InsideFutbol vs BBC hmmm... What does SkySports Nigeria say by the way?

It's BBC, I'm getting emotional here!!

I think it's still way too soon to reckon how the title race is going to be.

It's so disgusting to see Spuds at the top though.

But Chelsea parks the bus and plays ugly football against every single team!!

An ostrich would kill to have his arms.

It seems like it's all coming together finally! UP THE BLUES!!! :blue scalf: Matic is the dark horse.

Well, that escalated quickly!!

And he never will be. Love him whatsoever.

Mourinho's Inter managed to win the treble with a sub striker like Pandev. That's all I meant. But again Balotelli, Milito and Eto'o were there. *sigh* If you count Schurrle as a striker, Costa - Schurrle - Drogba could be similar.

Early #wankfest, but it's totally on point!

Maybe he will be our Pandev for the season, no?

I think this will be the first Chelsea match played on a Friday since the UEFA Supercup, right?

My suggestion for TC this season: Make 2 post-match threads, 1 for drama queens and another for other people. Enchanté!

Chelsea lose: Relax, it's just preseason! Chelsea win: Don't get ahead of yourselves, it's just preseason!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEk4o4UWEEs I'm a fanboy, sue me.