Azpinator

Mad love for Salah and Azpi. And it feels so good that Willian upped his game. Azpi should win that damn award.

It's amazing how Jose's worshippers make excuses for everything he does. I love the man but he's no saint and he makes mistakes. He didn't sign the striker we need, made false promises to some players, he said he'd rotate.. etc. Saying he should "repair the team" in the summer doesn't make any sense.. Why didn't he "repair" it last summer in the first place?

To win trophies you must have a consistent solid team with a strong bench, we have neither. The back 5 + Hazard are playing every single match so I wasn't surprised, but surely I'm pissed off. I wouldn't keep Torres, Ramires and Willian in my team.

The Chelsea page admins were clearly in the "Fuck It" mode.

He can do us a favour against City, fingers crossed.

I think the only positive from a Liverpool win is that they'd be more motivated to beat City, so..

Twattenham.

Both of you said "if" and I don't think it means assumption, just a conditional statement.

Cussing at Torres like it's his 1st season.. Heh. I don't blame him, I blame the manager who allowed him to play 90 mins and took out Schurrle instead. To some Chelsea fans, Jose gets all the credit when we win, but when we lose it's he players or the ref or whatever.. He's no saint. Why does scoring from a corner or a free kick seems so difficult now? It's like the players aren't training for those at all. This and the Villa game, both goals came from a cross from what is believed to be Ivanovic's spot, and he wasn't even there! Ivanovic will never be a proper RB again: he's slow, makes the same useless crosses every time, can't close down on a winger and lets Cahill cover up for him!! I love Brana to death but he should only be playing at CB, his frustrating RB performances could be a result of never resting throughout the season, but I still don't think he should be our RB. And the other Serbian, overrated? Too early to tell. THIS. Thank you. Our passing (and sometimes shooting) is incredibly inaccurate in the matches where we have possession. No he didn't. The tactics in the 1st half were much different.

Cheryl Cole? Are they still living in 2009?

lol that's not true!

Didn't say we need him, just a wish. I'd trade him with Willian in a heartbeat though.

I really would love to see Hazard and James Rodriguez playing together.. is that too much to ask for?

00:22 People who don't like this guy are insane.

LMAO at Oscar's "hair" in the first pic. Looks Like Usopp from One Piece.

Wow! Wojciech Szczesny should take a selfie in every single pre-Chelsea game. What kind of name is that anyway?

Time for some Red Cafe moments: Arsenal played decentish against them at home up until the red card, so we might be OK at home. At Munich... my God, let's hope we somehow get our shit together defensively. Their movement will have us all over the place. 33 minutes ago #12 ShinjisanFull Member Joined: Apr 24, 2013 Messages: 3,152 Location: Football, bloody hell! We'll do to them what Chelsea did to Barcelona. They are fecked! 34 minutes ago #13 kourouxFull Member Joined: Apr 25, 2007 Messages: 38,574 Location: Djibouti (La terre des braves) Robben vs our LB That great goal he scored at OT still fecking hurts 34 minutes ago #14 Red Pavanshittest username ever manutddabest791 Joined: Mar 15, 2008 Messages: 13,271 Location: UK - Ronaldo's House. esmufc14 said: ↑ We will beat them. Dont ask me how or why but we will. Believe. 33 minutes ago #17 EugeniusFull Member Joined: May 10, 2009 Messages: 2,323 Location: Behind You We're winning the CL this season and it will be in the jammiest way possible. 32 minutes ago #32 charleysurfTalks less sense than he used to Joined: May 12, 2006 Messages: 13,344 Bundesliga is shit. Look at Leverkusen when we played them... And these are from the 1st page only!!

This is gold, man. It's like we're the same person.

Hazard vs Van der Wiel Cech vs Ibra This should be fun.

One second it's puppy eyes, the next it's a rape look.

That's just sexy rational thinking, B.

Making a prediction is never too mainstream: Us vs Dortmund Barfa vs Atletico RM vs Bayern PSG vs Manure

Real Madrid x Manure would potentially be a contender for best comedy movie of 2014.

I kept imagining if we had clones of Hazard and Azpilicueta on our right side... DROGBA LEGEND!!