Azpinator

Thank goodness, finally.. Some people can stop overrating City now!

I don't know about everyone else, but I don't find sexist jokes funny at all.

What's done is done. If you can travel back in time and see her at the club then go ahead. If you can't, fucking move on.

This summarizes how I feel right now:

Guys, relax.. because:

Exactly what I meant.

This is so tragic, I almost don't want to watch Chelsea again just so I don't see him. He used to be one of my top favourites. *sigh* I hate to say it, but we should have sold him to Real Madrid or PSG when we had the opportunity.

Ivanovic's downfall makes Malouda's downfall seem like a success.

"Don't write Chelsea off just yet." Yeah, right.

Blame it on The Yokohama.

OMG MY FOOTBALL MANAGER FANTASY DIDN'T COME TRUE, SCREW YOU CHELSEA!

At least he's not hyped like Salah or Cuadrado. I hope he can be a good option like the last Senegalese to play in our Blue was sometimes:

I'm trying so hard not to judge that it's painful.

If you're serious, I said FINISHED 12th. If you're being sarcastic, it's not that funny, sorry.

And that's true, you see, I said "there's a big chance he's not that good" not "it definitely means he is a bad player".

OK, but it's definitely his fault that he got replaced by a 19yo Divock Origi at the fucking World Cup. Watching Lukaku during that tournament was torturous.

I don't know, haven't seen much of him. I can't fully judge a player but I can expect something from what I actually see. From what I've seen from Lukaku, I wouldn't want him in my team, sadly.

If someone is some team's best player in a season where they finished 12th, there's a big chance he's not that good.

They must be so bitter that we got them stuck with Lukaku.

I wouldn't curse at him no matter how bad he performs. I respect him for all the work he's done for the club in the past. I'm beyond disappointed now.

Losing now is better than losing in November/December, or April/May. I hope this gives the team the time to correct all the mistakes.

Jose casually perfecting the art of not giving a fuck.

As random as David Luiz's first goal for us against United. Assisted by Ivanovic and it wasn't even a corner or a FK.

A Spanish hat-trick on the score sheet!