Azpinator

I still love this one of a kind stubborn polarizing legend. What a shame. But it was like re-marrying your ex-spouse. It was risky but it was always worth trying.

This shit is so dramatic it can easily be turned into an Adele album.

I've never been more speechless in my life when it comes to football.

Logically, I can't see us advancing if all their key players are available and in form. Miracles happened in 2012, who knows what 2016 has in store!

Only if Garcia was still their manager by then.

It was like Chelsea from last season, unbelievable!

This is ridiculous, absurd, disgraceful, shocking, bad, terrible, awful, woeful, horrible, embarrassing, ugly, horrendous, disgusting, abysmal, torturous, depressing, frustrating, diabolical, hideous, appalling, nasty, terrifying, abysmal, dreadful, piss poor, corrupt, sickening, gross, pathetic, painful and fucked up. EDIT: And most importantly: SHIT.

Winning assist today. Please Chelsea don't De Bruyne him.

Lots of positives, but I'm getting frustrated with players wanting to get a penalty instead of trying to have a shot.

This legend signed for Chelsea 19 years ago today. ❤

He's the best game-changer we've had since Drogba, and the best AM we've had since Robben. He's not even injury-prone *knocks on wood* AND YET I see all those know-it-alls being harsh on him just because he's going through a tough period just like the rest of the squad. It's so silly.

I ain't even mad. Deal with that.

Dear pessimists, could you please postpone your meltdown until the game is over?

Charlie Adam looks like an old lady's cunt.

Pedro's best performance since his debut at West Brom.

Not all problems can be fixed overnight.

Would love a link to that.

It's just way easier to post negative opinions about Mourinho on the internet than to voice those opinions at The Bridge. He's no Benitez.

That free-kick can't be associated with the word 'ugly'.

Definitely Amelia.

I'm positive he didn't even touch the ball. Torres is like Messi compared to him.

I'm so fucking done with this downward spiral! Something has got to change!

I thought he was one of our better players tonight. I think he needs to be more efficient and focused.

Mad respect for the man. He gave everything throughout the 120 mins.