Shane

Who?

Missed a good few tbf, didn't miss any Champions League games though, sometimes Saturday afternoon kick off's don't suit me.

Has he ever won the Champions League? Oh wait..

Its John Terry's fault that I need a haircut.

'Arry is available ffs!

Pictures please.

26 is too old? Are you Wenger in disguise?

Oh please, we drew with Arsenal's first team with our second, then we lost to Liverpool with our second team after beating them in the FA Cup. The difference with AVB and RDM in the league is that we could beat the mediocre teams.

You also got swag, and you come from the same country as Big Phil, thats gotta be worth something!

Carlo managed great strikers such as Sheva, Inzaghi etc, and he couldn't.

Well then stick to jokes that are actually funny in future, and don't bring up something you know nothing about, i.e The Drinking culture in Ireland.

Well if you do, then you shouldn't go around making jokes about something that can cause serious devastastion.

But somehow if I called a person from the middle east a sucide bomber, or someone from Africa hungry, that wouldn't be a joke would it? You have no idea on what drink abuse can do to people's lives so don't make jokes about it.

Oh ok, sorry my bad, forgot that when I misread a threat title you get a valid excuse to insult my nationality.

Real stereotypical Franco Di Santo had amazing potential when he was playing in Argentina and for our reserves when he first came.

Hopefully he'll drop Nando, then he'll throw his toys out of the pram again and then gets sold. Chelsea F.C is better off without Torres.

Gazza, Adriano, Franco Di Santo.

You know what, With the great pieces of business our board are making this summer, I'm optimistic about Fernando NoGoals being sold.

If we had got Scolari we could have got Deco, the Chelsea board have seriously missed a trick here

Check the avater, Our best days we're under Uncle Phil, when Deco was pulling the strings

Post of the year!

Hopefully Modric, VDV, Bale and Walker follow him Crash and burn you Spurs cunts!

Under no circumstances should this tournment be treated as a friendly, Its a chance to call ourselves the best in the world.

I don't think they will And for anyone thats about to bash me, Its a bit of fun, nothing meant by this thread, its the offseason and there is nothing to talk about (Apart from Spurs losing 'Arry and probably Modric Bale and VDV)

I'll give it till November!