Shane

Times like this I wish we had Joey Barton on our team, he'd fucking sort them out.

Times like this I wish we had Joey Barton on our team, he'd fucking sort them out.

No he wouldn't have.

No, We're supposed to give him a bit of time to make an impact. Fucking hell what a free kick

Lukaku did poor there in my opinion, Never really made an option for the pass from Oscar. I'm going to put that down to Oscar playing at a higher level for longer.

Its 25 minutes into a friendly, Christ.

FUCKING RAMBO GET THE FUCK IN JOSE MOURINHO YOU FUCKING LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't been this angry since the post season friendlies against City.

Fucking true. Wish both of them would fuck off for good. Van Ginkle is a fucking nobody, and Ramires is a cunt.

FUCKING HELL, 1-0 MADRID JOSE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CLUB YOU FUCKING PRICK, SHOULD HAVE NEVER CAME BACK

Madrid all over us. FUCKING HELL, SORT IT OUT JOSE, 4-3-3 NEVER WORKS, FUCK YOU JOSE OUT, CARLO IN

Think my one is real. Everyone seems to be posting it now. Very strong side, indication to what Mourinho might play against Hull if true, bar Luiz

Starting line-up Chelsea XI : Cech; Azpilicueta, Terry, Cahill, Cole, Van Ginkel, Essien; Hazard, Schurrle, Mata; Torres Doing the rounds on twitter

If we get Rooney our team will be scary good.

Not so much the cunts of English football now are we? Send Torres on loan to Aldershot!

Just my opinion, Think their a disaster waiting to happen. I'm actually worried about Spurs this year believe it or not, Soldado is a great signing for them, and if they invest the money they get for Bale and strengthen their midfield and defence they'll be a force. Also, that kid from Madrid that their looking for as part of the deal is a very very bright prospect apparently.

Think it went up to about 200k when he got his first Ireland cap etc, But your second team came over for a friendly which sold out and sold merchandise and stuff which would have raised alot of money too. The story goes that a Sligo person knew him, and asked him would he know a striker that would come over. It basically ended up with him going over, and people coming from all over the west of Ireland to see him land at the train station. Scored 5 goals in one game against Shelbourne, all with his head, apparently he only moved like 100 yards for the whole game! When he came in 1939, we were £200 in debt, by the end of his time we were £600 in profit, which back then was unthinkable! He only got paid 15 quid a week.

How did Coleman do? Also, seeing that quote in your sig, Dixie Dean's family was over as guest of honour for my local teams Sligo Rovers game (We sold you Coleman) in the Champions League! Lovely people, big 4 page bit of Dixie playing for us in the match programme aswell.

Hart was very mistaken prone last season, Don't rate Zabelata at all. Kompany is a top defender granted, But Nastatic or Lescott along side him aren't great. Yaya Toure was a shawdow of his former self when he came back from the ACON last season, Barry and Milner are average. Fernandinho was a crazy signing for a player who isn't rated at a national stage. They signed Navas about 3 years too late, still questions about his homesickness. Silva is well and truely in Mata's shawdow. Aguero is a top striker, Negredo won't do much, when he was linked with Everton that was the level for him. Jovetic looks a decent talent but doesn't have a great goalscoring record. They have splashed out crazy money for average players, and Pellegrini proved at Real Madrid that he couldn't handle big ego's. Now they have Aguero, Jovetic, Negredo and Dzeko for the strikers position. One of those will throw their toys out of the pram. I expect nothing from City this season to be honest.

If this Valencia thing for £25m is true, I'll pack Nando's stuff and pay for his flights over.

Surely this should be in the Football Banter thread? I mean, what business does this have in the Matthew Harding Forum, which is General Chelsea discussion?

This City team is a fucking myth and they'll be found out soon enough. Bought mediocre players for way too much money.

Ah, he won the players player of the year twice, thats where I remembered it.

Didn't Ashley Cole get it a few years back?