Swedish House Mafia

Well, I've been the unfortunate victim of a classic mosquito bite, but this time on my forehead. I'm milking it hard. I didn't go school today and I'm not going tomorrow.

Kezman was decent.

1. Wake up at 5 am. 2. Arrive at Uni at 7 am 3. Watch full match 4. ????????? 5. Profit!

That awkward and frustrating moment when I plan out everything so that I don't attend school tomorrow so that I can watch Chelsea vs Napoli, then I realise we're not playing..

http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/1918/mexicans-abroad/2012/03/12/2963501/agent-mexico-u-17-goalkeeper-richard-sanchez-is-training Mexican U-17 sensation and FC Dallas goalkeeper Richard Sánchez is training with Chelsea's first team, Goal.com has learned. Sanchez's agent, Marc Salicru, says that the 16-year-old will be in the UK for the remainder of the week and that the London club will continue scouting him for the coming months. According to the representative, Chelsea is aiming for a permanent transfer this summer. "As of now, they see Richard as a goalkeeper with a great future and an interesting profile," Salcru said. "They'll take a long look at him. A few months." Sanchez signed as a Home Grown player with FC Dallas in February 2011. A native of Mission Hills, Calif., Sanchez moved to Texas with his family and initially played for Texas Football Club before joining Spain’s Atletico Madrid U-16 squad. He returned to Texas and began playing for the FC Dallas Development Academy in 2009. “I think he is by far the best goalkeeper I have ever seen at this age level, and he’s shown that during his time as a goalkeeper for Mexico’s Under-17 national team," FC Dallas head coach Schellas Hyndman said in a press release in February. Sanchez led the Mexican U-17 team to a World Cup title last summer on home soil. Why go for him if we have Courtuois(Spelling)?

Now it works

Salam!

Nope.

One thing you have to give him credit for is his amazing dribbling ability. IMO, it's on par with Messi, he can dribble through anyone, no matter how tight the space is, and can breeze past 3-4 players before he loses it or the ball goes into the Kop lol.

Lucas is actually a class act.

He's a tad good, that lad.

Rafa; 08/09 Andrea Dossena (£7,000,000) Diego Cavalieri (£3,500,000) Robbie Keane (£20,300,000) Alberto Riera (£8,000,000) David Ngog (£1,500,000)

That would be the ultimate, and I mean ultimate of all time. I'd kill for this to be true.

You read all that in a minute?

Hail Remi. He is the world's best IRL Troll and I've been idolizing him for a while now! Onto Messi, finally, finally I will admit that..he is the G.O.A.T.

No thanks.

Mellis is shit anyway, so no big loss.

Will cream if it's Aus vs Iraq in Melbourne.

There is no longer you and I you and I..

Sorry if posted.

No matter how much I love AVB, he dipped into the transfer market waaaay too late in the summer and didn't do much business in January,

For me this is absolutely disgusting and vile, I feel very sick after reading this again. Some started a game among themselves, flying into the car park as the seconds counted down to the scheduled arrival time. They would jump out of their cars with moments to spare, winding up the manager by acknowledging him with a sarcastic wave as they headed in to change.

Jose got rid of Raul and Guti, who says he won't do the same to Fat Frank, Terry and co? We won't be getting Benitez, if we did we would of hired him already, instead of giving RDM the job till the end of the season.

Yep. We really are embarrassing. Roman Abramovich was on Monday searching for his eighth manager since taking control of the club after opting to dispense with the services of the Portuguese. "What's for sure is the club, despite unlimited wealth, haven't yet worked out how to build a successful football club," Bevan told Radio Five Live. "Looking for what is an eighth manager in nine years is a serious embarrassment to the owner, the club, the fans and the league." Assistant manager Roberto Di Matteo has been put in charge until the end of the season. Bevan added: "He (Villas-Boas) was very disappointed, frustrated, saddened, but his thoughts were for the club, the fans and indeed Roberto Di Matteo, wishing him well for the rest of the season. He's obviously a man who played six years or so for the club and has got good managerial experience with West Brom in the Premier League." Bevan claimed the frequent managerial changes at Stamford Bridge did not help Villas-Boas develop a relationship with his players. "Players need to know that the manager's strategy and his job is not in question, there's a clear remit," he said. "You get success if you get time, and stability will come from that. Otherwise it's very difficult for a manager like Andre to impose his philosophy and build a team." Villas-Boas's side had won just three times in 12 league games and he had the lowest win percentage of any Chelsea manager since Glenn Hoddle. Bevan added: "That might be the case. After only eight months you can't build that sort of success. The club's still competing in the latter stages of the Champions League, the FA Cup and fighting for a top-four position. If you want success you must look at the longer term."