Swedish House Mafia

Not sure how he's going to sleep tonight.

What an absolute fucken cunt that creature is.

No Homo won't save Cap and WHS this time.

RDM Shouldn't get the job. There's a reason that he won us 2 cups, but there's a reason why he got sacked by WBA and wasn't hired by anyone until AVB got him. I don't know, I just don't feel that confident with him. We won the Champions league because of Cech, Drogba and Lady luck. If Barca had scored just one of their 38268 chances at Stamford Bridge then I'm 100% sure RDM wouldn't know how to turn it around. He is also very close with Terry and Lampard, which is a bad thing. Terry and Lampard need to be shifted out but we can't do that with RDM as coach. Bring in Pep.

We've made an informal approach.

Yes, this thread is necessary. Thanks to you mate, Chelsea received many gifts because of your penalty miss;

Yeah no worries bro, the 'big boys'.

No problem.

No.

My source tells me Hulk has signed and expect an announcement in the next week. Someone quote me on this, if Hulk doesn't sign at all then I want a mod to ban me. Bookmark this quote etc..

This monobrow is an animal though, unlike the other mutt. Cech; Iva; Luiz; Cahill; Cole; Ramires; Fellaini; Hazard; Mata; Hulk; Torres

My sauces tell me Fellaini is close to signing with us and this helped convince Hazard to join because there'll be 5 Belgians at the club altogether.

The exciting thing about this whole situation is not just signing Hazard, but whats about to arrive. Do you really think Hazard would come to Chelsea if the team stayed the same as last season? Of course not. We must have some really big names lined up for Hazard to snub both City and United, and hopefully a big manager. Exciting times.

Can't understand how a forum crashes with 100< users. -------------------------------------Cech------------------------------------- Ivanovic--------------Cahill-------------------Luiz--------------Cole----- ------------------------Ramires-----------------Mikel------------------------- ----------Hulk----------------------Mata---------------------------Hazard---- ---------------------------------Torres--------------------------------------

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Got a couple of big tests coming up soon but screw em, Football's more important.

louis saha ‏@louissaha08 Apparently on his way to Chelseafc. @hazardeden10 FUARK FUARK FUARK

SS, what time is that for us?

Whenever that happens throughout any forum, this picture is needed; I then respond with;

http://twitter.com/#!/hazardeden10 Brb ordering Hazard shirt after he announces that he signed with us.. Or is that just fanta sea?

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WHS, has your source been making any noises lately bruh?

Yes, I lick Jizz all the time anyway so Eva is a bonus. Not serious. Semi serious.