Kezza

There needs to be FIFA therapy sessions! Dr Cap, we need your help with sweaty goal anger management and defender-standing-still-doing-nothing-itis

Baseline cross from CR7 to Benzema, header in.. TV out the window

Oh man, my controllers had a mean beating all because of those shit arse servers! Lost connection when I was in the final for a Cup one time. Also dominating Real Madrid noobs 4-0 and you lose connection is the worst

Alright lads.. Here we are Special thanks to the man that pees for helping a brother out with making this single go puclic http://www.karaokepa...1b53012d8b6541b

Hate Xbox live! Hate EA servers!

@manpe, Where abouts? I try click the 'unlock' thing bit it wont let me

Wont let me go public.

4755 points for my first one (Celine Dion), didnt know how to record. First Recording - Blue by Eifel 65, Fukin hard song!!! @manpe, How do you make it so everyone can listen?

Add to this interesting night, someone tried using there prison release form as i.d to buy alcohol. LOL

Woah, I could pass off as a northern Indian. I didn't mean you were actuali racist. Who doesn't love lance? Dude is a role model for all up n comin cyclist who want to win titles free of enhancements

You said he's too white, you said he's too black. Using either of those words in any context is total racism!! He can be aryan Indian if he wants too be. Yeah, like hypnotism, but you don't know you're being hypnotized apparently. He was a loon.

Tisk tisk. Just had some guy come into work claiming that people were programmed by the govetnment in the early 90's to commit crimes, apparently he uncovered the conspiracy and made two government officials resign. One of which now owns Kiwi bank, ironically he paid for his stuff with a Kiwi bank card.. Joys if working at a liquor store

Either you or spike. For racism.

Someone's gonna get an 8 day ban from TC

I'm at work ATM, but I will when I get home! Watch out. At high school I was voted must likely to turn to be a singing street busker

Is there like a list where it has how long each member spends on here a day? I spend more time on here than I do on my computer, if Im not on at my comp, I will be on my phone

Yeah, dunno how they are gonna get out of that one

Voted for Jim at first, but then changed to the Scott

Maybe that's why they've finally dropped their price for him, still not enough though..

He looks extremely high. Also jealous that his penis has the ability to move like that

Look like a black Messi. @, You spelt it wrong, type 'Caumeronasi' in google and cameras come up..Im sure Spike doesn't look like a camera.

Seems like we have a new pre nounciation from the commentator last night - az-pee-lee-chu-eta. From what I saw last night, he was worse than bosingwa.

Woah, sorry, didnt think that comment would hit so close to home. I was just being a smart arse. West Ham will be better with Carroll, but Liverpool will also be better without him.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/19061846 Caroll to West Ham on loan. Means Liverpool will be less shit, West Ham become more shit