Kezza

Dam, as soon as I leave home or work, 3 goals get banged in! Good shit chelsea!

Fuck stability. If you have me the choice of stability or the 10 major trophies we've won, is take the trophies thanks. Look at arsenal. They have 'stability' but haven't won anything in 7 or 8 years

Torres has has a decent start today. Really getting into it.

Thread name kinda sounds like the porn movie 'Debbie does Dallas'

Cech for me. Always on form, consistent as shit. Even when our defence turns to shit, I don't mind cause I know Cech is there. Saved our arses so many times! But mata will win it. Outstanding player that orchestrates everything.

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Love how every time someone falls over it's apparently a foul!

Where do u live?

I'm sure we'll beat this herb whatever team we pyt on. Just rest those that are one yellow away from suspension

Hmm wonder how many people who didn't go to the smaller games at the bridge and abroad will be pissed that they can't get to the final..?

Oscar vs juve, Luiz vs Fulham away. Cahill vs spurs a solid contender also

I think we'll smash em. 4-0 The Swansea ball boy to take a lap of shame around the bridge

This is outstanding! Looks like there's a new domination in town! The atmosphere at wembley is gonna be uncanny! I'd love to go to that final!

While I think Torres should have been rested at Anfield, or brought on towards the end, if necessary, he is well capable of playing on Thursday. He was playing every game before Demba arrived and he is in currently in good form. Sorry had to stop reading, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur! As long as Mata, Hazard and the others get their game together, Torres will disturb the Basel defence and might score. Please stop, you are killing me!! If we have a good lead it would be sensible to take him off, but there are so few capable of doing the No. 9 position that he might have to stay on. Demba should be able to handle Swansea.

Mullers first goal is exactly how he scored against us in the final! Bayern really deserve to go all the way.

Good stuff. Wish I could do that, but my battery doesn't last more than 5 min. Wouldn't mind a game of civ 5. Always wanted to conquer the world at the same time as conquering the porcelain

Anyone else get bored if they don't take their phone with them to the John? (Yes i am on it right now)

It's back! Yay! Hope Suarez stays at the club and burns it's reputation so the next gen of football supporters will never praise a club like this.

Is it true that the players asked for a bonus if they win the comp? Like fuck they should get one. They cost the club 20 mil for getting knocked out if the CL. Anyway, what special tactic will rafa adopt this time? Apart from stupid subs at 75, 81 and 92 min or whatever the usual is. Lamps needs to play, don't know what is going on with terry and the manager, must be some personality conflict going on somewhere. Lamps and Luiz in the midfield would be nice.

Yossi Benyoun, Yossi fucking Benyoun for Hazard! Yossi mother fukin Benyoun...what is going through that fukin fat spanish waiters head

Anyone keen for some branislav ivanofish or chicken sandovic?

Earthquakes are horrible things! I've been through about 20 over magnitude 5 over the last 2 and a half yeats. One of which destroyed my city killing 180 people and leaving many homeless. Thoughts go out to all who were affected by the recent earthquakes. It takes a long time for things to get back to normal.

Looks like the keeper kit that Cech has on with the RM badge tbh lol

He is so cute! I love is accent. I'd turn gay for mata

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