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Who's drunk a few more protein shakes!

Yesterday brought back that nightmare of a game vs Wigan a few seasons back when that twat Heskey scored a last minute goal to equalise and ruin our title hopes giving it to Man United. Piss off Wigan!

http://www.emirates247.com/premier-league/45m-brazilian-neymar-chelsea-s-top-target-2011-12-18-1.433288 5 players eh. If this is true then maybe things will be looking alot better after that lifeless draw vs Wigan!

I agree, if we hadn't of got Raul then our midfield would be soo weak. He is a decent player IMO yesterday vs Wigan was his worse game in a Chelsea shirt.

Im not going to even bother reading the source this thread is based upon. Defoe will not be joining us ever.

haha every Chelsea fan is a badass! Apart from Justin Beiber of course!

I put my hands up and openly admit i was abit hasty to put Boswinga down here! Your 100% correct! I hope i havn't offended you too much with what i said!

I hope this is a joke !

Beaaave Peace if you can't see that the post is a joke then my humour is lost on you. Wind your neck in son!

You think running up the wing like a headless chicken then crossing to the defender on the front post is good? Thank God you don't run a football team!

Taxi for Townsend straight to the Tool Academy!

Does anyone actually read my posts? I find them extremely funny and clever, yet i don't get any response nor rep! Maybe i should just be deadly serious so here goes, BOSWINGA DIE!

There is no exaggeration when i say, i had more fun watching my nan attempt to open a tin of peaches this morning than sat here watching this shambles of a Chelsea side!

Lampard you have to run more we have romeu to hold and pas around ffs not enough movement up top. No real options its pants

''If Wigan play any deeper, El Habsi will be playing CB'' lol

Don't try to take away my rep man lol Your pockets are bursting with rep eh =D

LOL you the man

Potato?

Hey could you imbox me in advance next time =( I mean what does a brother have to do for some rep around here!

Fantastic tie. I was kind of hoping we woud draw Napoli not because i think it will be easy but because both legs will be a great contest and if we come through this test then the confidence and momentum we will gain from it could carry us through to the final.

Ferriera = Tea Boy Kalou = Club Clown Malouda = Makes everyone else look amazing! So Yes There Is Still Use For Those 3 IMO

http://uk.ibtimes.com/articles/267884/20111215/chelsea-face-battle-25m-brazilian-ace.htm Only Messi is untouchable!

Lol, i smell a whiff of sarcasm in there =D

Great post Tomo!

Your saying Torres has no basic football ability? Just because he hasn't scored tonnes of goals for Chelsea! Why do people forget that Torres hasn't actually had a decent run of games starting as the Chelsea spearhead! Yes he hasn't scored alot of goals which is why we purchased him in the first place but he has contributed to a fair few wether it be through assists or build up involving passing and movement. In fact his Movement is still exceptional! When he was getting the run of games around the United Loss he was starting to look like Torres of old then the twat got a 3 match ban. He has been incredibly unlucky on the pitch and off, the media have hounded him. For you to say he something so carless is poor support seeing as Torres is one of our own. We should back him till his Chelsea end!