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Has Lukaku learnt how to controll the ball with his first touch yet?

Hey i work on the London Underground as a track engineer and there is alot of talk about this actually happening so i thought i might just give you a heads up if you are travelling to Stamford Bridge on Boxing Day like myself! http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/latest/2011/12/20/london-clashes-may-be-put-back-115875-23648662/

Well why not? I personally don't think he will leave for Barca come 2 years time but why would it be such a surprise if he did get gametime over Biscuits and the ageing Xavi! Even in the short space of time he has played in the Chelsea first team he looks a neater player than Mascherano and he is still a baby! Imagine how good he is going to be when he comes of age!

EVEN my mum said to me the other day ''do you want a new Chelsea shirt for Xmas'' i said yeah would be cool thanks mum. She replied ''You don't want those rubbish guys Kalou, Malouda or Bos'minger' on the back though right''?. I actually laughed out loud!

Im going to be brutally honest. Theres a few reasons to why i am happy with AVB but there is only one reason to why im delighted with him and thats Romeu!

Who's drunk a few more protein shakes!

Yesterday brought back that nightmare of a game vs Wigan a few seasons back when that twat Heskey scored a last minute goal to equalise and ruin our title hopes giving it to Man United. Piss off Wigan!

http://www.emirates247.com/premier-league/45m-brazilian-neymar-chelsea-s-top-target-2011-12-18-1.433288 5 players eh. If this is true then maybe things will be looking alot better after that lifeless draw vs Wigan!

I agree, if we hadn't of got Raul then our midfield would be soo weak. He is a decent player IMO yesterday vs Wigan was his worse game in a Chelsea shirt.

Im not going to even bother reading the source this thread is based upon. Defoe will not be joining us ever.

haha every Chelsea fan is a badass! Apart from Justin Beiber of course!

I put my hands up and openly admit i was abit hasty to put Boswinga down here! Your 100% correct! I hope i havn't offended you too much with what i said!

I hope this is a joke !

Beaaave Peace if you can't see that the post is a joke then my humour is lost on you. Wind your neck in son!

You think running up the wing like a headless chicken then crossing to the defender on the front post is good? Thank God you don't run a football team!

Taxi for Townsend straight to the Tool Academy!

Does anyone actually read my posts? I find them extremely funny and clever, yet i don't get any response nor rep! Maybe i should just be deadly serious so here goes, BOSWINGA DIE!

There is no exaggeration when i say, i had more fun watching my nan attempt to open a tin of peaches this morning than sat here watching this shambles of a Chelsea side!

Lampard you have to run more we have romeu to hold and pas around ffs not enough movement up top. No real options its pants

''If Wigan play any deeper, El Habsi will be playing CB'' lol

Fantastic tie. I was kind of hoping we woud draw Napoli not because i think it will be easy but because both legs will be a great contest and if we come through this test then the confidence and momentum we will gain from it could carry us through to the final.

Ferriera = Tea Boy Kalou = Club Clown Malouda = Makes everyone else look amazing! So Yes There Is Still Use For Those 3 IMO

http://uk.ibtimes.com/articles/267884/20111215/chelsea-face-battle-25m-brazilian-ace.htm Only Messi is untouchable!

Lol, i smell a whiff of sarcasm in there =D

Great post Tomo!