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I can't afford a translator can someone tell me what the fuck those fellas are saying?

Well it certainly won't be Wigan so im guessing it's either Assenal, Man Shitty, Loserpool, FakeFan United or Us.... I'M hoping it's us! p.s I didn't forget those dirty yido scumbags i just don't even want to conceive the idea of them getting him!

''Play Luiz in the DM role'' haha That one was for you Peace!

Call me a dreamer but i just got a feeling Torres is going to score 22 goals against Swansea this Tuesday!

I just realized you posted this last year... Should have read the small print...

Hey mate i'm from Herne Bay in Kent just down the road from yourself! =) This is the Best Chelsea forum on the internet, you will enjoy it here :blue scalf:

Yhhhhh well i'm one positive son of a gun and i'm going to say 22 - 0 .. Torres to score all of them putting him top goalscorer of the BPL. This is definatley going to happen lads, mark my words!

1:12 - 1:20 in this video i think i actually came in my pants! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMCpsfSZDmw

I'm sorry son but that is the shittest song ever hahaha

I didn't get to watch the game as i had to attend a family thing. This told me everything i needed to know, Ta mate =D

Niiiice but I'd change them both slightly to, He plays down the left, He plays down the right, There's only JUAN MATA, And he Makes Nani look shite! .... Juan Mata. theres only Juan Mata one fuking mataaaaa theres only Juan Mata!!

http://www.vipbox.tv/watch/1267/1/sky-sports-news.html

When Torres is firing on all cylinders he is easily as good if not better finisher than anyone in the game! Cavani's second goal vs Inter reminds me of the old Torres when wearing Red! If only we could get him back to his old self then we wouldn't need to keep speculating weather we are going to shell out another 40 + million quid for yet another striker!

Lol... 'With a packet of crisps and a cheeky smile...Wenger is fucking pedophile'

lol, Yea exactly my point. The Liverpool video is simply Torres at his Godly best whereas the Chelsea video is full of all that sleepy editing. Looking at Torres in the Chelsea shirt though, i really don't think he has lost that much pace or movement since his Liverpool days. He still making the right runs, it's just his finishing and decision making that leaves a lot to be desired. We all know what that's down to... confidence issues! What we don't know is when or if he will ever get back to just burying that bloody ball in the back of the net! I won't over dramatize my answer when addressing the question, Torres 'first year at Chelsea'. All i will say is that he has been disappointing!

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Sums it up in these 2 videos to be honest! Signs to Liverpool from Athletico Madrid for a fee in the region of 20 million pounds! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEDDR9ubKKw Signs to Chelsea from Liverpool for 50 million pounds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg7ocfIQRm4&feature=related

Forget Hazard entirely! He's not coming to London!

WOW and i thought the refs in England were bad! That ref is absoloutely abysmal!

http://www.firstrow.tv/watch/104030/1/watch-fc-barcelona-vs-real-madrid.html ^

Press Conference in Spain! Ronaldo - ''God sent me to show the world how to play football'' Messi - ''I don't remember sending Cristiano anywhere''

lol...i know but a good dig none the less =D

JF did you not look at the second video i put in my last post above? ^^ 2nd rate? Nah this kid has tonnes of potential, could be a real star at Chelsea! Fuck Neymar anyway the little shit wants to play at Real Madrid when he leaves Brazil! The second best league in the world after ours ! =D

Does Mata really like Torres? Or is it all for show? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xWGiGvAfSM&feature=related

8 Million for this, is a deal, a steal, no it's sale of the fucking century!