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Morata looks like the weakest striker out of the 3 that have been headlining newspapers all month. I would rathrr Boletti or Lukaku ovet this guy. I really hope we are not going to settle for this guy to replace Costa.

True that. I've always wondered, is that celebration based on Goku from Dragonball Z??

From the outside looking in, it doesn't seem like their fans like Ronaldo much at all. Work that one out!

A lot of Madrid fans feel as if James should be in the starting 11 for Madrid. Some believe he is much better than Isco and Bale. Those ungreatful fuckers don't know how lucky they have it.

If the stories of Agent Mourinho trying to lure Bakayoko to United aswell after snatching Lukaku from our grasp then it is clear as day that the success of Contes first season at Chelsea has given him nightmares. Jealous prick.

You forgot Bentekkers!

Do you ever get bored of being Linkman?

I have seen many crazy transfer widows in my moderately modist life but this one is taking the piss. The newspapers have gone full retard.

I smell bullshit. Journos are just doing their job. Making up a load of bollocks to sell newspapers. Nobody has a clue what is going on right now. Including us!

It wasn't stupid to kick Costa at all. It would have been stupid if he had kept him for another season of sulking and bitching about wanting to leave. Fuck that, I stand by Contes decision to kick Costa 100%.

I use to cratch my head, wondering why a top club had never gone for Lacazette. After watching him, more and more I feel he would struggle in big games for a top club. I don't think Lacazette has that wow factor whereas that special feeling is something I definitely get watching Boletti. Boletti has a real presence about him. So for me, Boletti over Lacazette any-day-of-the-week.

I hope you are right. If we pulled Boletti off... (transfer, not actually ✊💦).. then I will jizz all over my phone when I read it.

It is indeed. The only way we as a club can redeem ourselves now is by buying either Boletti or Mbappe. Conte is going to be fuming.

Id rather Boletti than this guy. Morata really doesn't do it for me.

I'll say it again, fuck Lukaku.

Is this guy coming or not? Getting bored of this shyte now! Pre-season can't come soon enough.

Fuck Lukaku. There I said it.

Cheers big ears. 😉

Are any of those players any good though? I dont know much about them but Borini?? .... meh.

Calm your horses. Even if we aren't a force in the transfer market anymore, we are still number 1 in England. That's all that matters to me.

Musonda has all the ability in the World to become as good as Neymar, Ronaldo ect. It's his physical stature that really lets him down. He is built like a toothpick, with no signs of beefing up.

I dread the days. I think i'll start smoking weed again when I hit 50. Ease the pain.

Yea, it was a brilliant time to be a kid. 70's. Oh shit. You old man! Haha 😅

It feels like Christmas of 99. I had told every single fucker on the school bus that I was getting PS1 with WWE attitude. I woke up to some Hi-Tech trainers and an orange in my stocking. 🤔

These comparison stats do not take into consideration the club and league that the specific player is featuring in. So for me it is pointless to keep posting these statistic tables.