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Sergio Biscuits has completed more passes for Barca than Jorginho has for Chelsea this season and only registered one assist. That's playing alongside some of the best attackers in World football in a tinpot league. Arguement over?

Beyond bored with this now. I am soo dissapointed in CHO making these demands and stretching them out for this long. Just crack on and let us get on with our football.

I always thought Higuain came across as pretty slow but with excellent movement. Maybe I have underestimated his pace having read these two posts.

Imagine the 2 chances that fell to Willian and the chance that fell to Pedro from Alonsos cross had fallen to this guy. 4-1. I was worried about Higuains lack if pace but the way we play (high up the pitch agaisnt super defensive sides, due to our dominance in possession) it won't matter. Job done. Get this deal done.

It was but reading it back, i'm not even sure what I was getting at.

Manpe bro, it's water under the bridge. I have been known to lose my head easily too. Appreciate the apology.

For me Rudiger is in the bracket just below the top 5 CBs in the World. 1. Cahill 2. Smalling 3. Phil Jones 4. Lovren 5. Denis Odoi Then you have Rudiger.

Have to say, I don't agree that it was a dull performance. Yes the first half was frustrating but the second half we came out swinging. If we took all of our clean cut chances then we would have won 3 or 4-1. I' not making excuses or anything and there were some hairy moments but it wasn't a dull performance as some are saying. Broccoli head actually had the half of his life in that 2nd. Fair play fuzzy head. Also the crowd were fantastic today. Great atmosphere from what I could make out.

He tackles like his life depends on it.

May I say, Rudiger is fast becoming my favourite player. I can't believe Broccoli head has actually started to play well after the HT whistle. Should have lobbed the GK though.

About fucking time Broccoli head. You still have to go but thanks.

WILLIAN FUCK OFFFFFF

Let's be honest here, we all know the next 45 minutes is going to ruin out Saturday night. Fuck life.

What i need to know is what is going through Edens head when he does these silly backheel flicks??? There is nobody there mate. It's like he is addicted to doing them.

Do not let this overall performance distract you from just how shit Willian is. That chance he had after going 1-1 was a sitter. I don't give a fuck what anyone says. A man who is being paid the money he is getting should be putting that in easily. Fucking dick head. I've had enough of that broccoli head.

"Jorginho is a poundland Pirlo" LOL

Awful. Just awful. Horrendous from Sarri.

SURPRISE SURPRISE HAZARD DOING PATHETIC BACK HEEL PASSES. PLAY FOOTBALL FFS

Willian Ffs fuck off you cunt.

It's a tricky one for me. You can see Sarri is improving us as a team and with the right players we are on the cusp of something spectacular. Then he plays these two donkeys Broccoli head and Alonso week in week out. It really is baffling. I can understand Eden uptop because he have nobody else fit enough to wear the shirt. Giroud is ok but he isn't good enough.

Alonso ?? Sarri mate.. what the fuck is going on here. Piss take

Paredes is a a good footballer but can he do it in the Prem! His off the ball movement will have to improve. He has the vision and ability on the ball, thats for sure.

If we miss out on this guy, it could potentially be just as bad as when we missed out on Aguero. One was in the bag and the other is in the bag but yet our board want to torture us further. Go fuckyourselves.

I am close to uppercutting my pugs. That's how pissed I am.