Sir Mikel OBE

Kalou was shat on constantly on here while providing more of a threat. Some players are just scapegoats, and there was more attacking quality then. Not a single attacking player, screw that midfielder in general, would start over any of those guys back in the day.

End of an era. Should have went out on top with Drogba in May.

We didnt lose vs Swansea.

Yep said it on Talksport. He's lost the plot.

The Zaha that played earlier was miles ahead of the Hazard that showed up today. Not good enough.

"The best team in the second half lost" Are you kidding me?

Not fit to lace the boots of Aguëro. Simple as goals aside the Argentine simply plays the game better. Embarrassed himself out there today.

I like how one decent-ish preseason performances gets him ahead of Remy who actually performed for us last season.

How the fuck is falcao over remy in the pecking order now?

Aguëro is light years ahead of Costa.

fucking love ramires lol.

Why the fuck is Ivanovic so slow?

Oh shit. Captain benched

Who was he trying to fight to get to Fernandinho?

Costa ready to throw away our chance at this match by going after Fernandinho at the end of the half. Cant trust him.

Thats been coming.

Cuadrado making the bench ahead of him is bullshit. Not meritocratic at all. He should leave now.

Not even on the bench. Must have been a bad injury in training.

Montero absolutely destroying terrible fullbacks in this league. Ivanovic last week Already has got Janmaat sent off this week.

Swansea looks damn good.

Who exactly will he be found out by? Hertha Berlin? He can do a job against the small sides, and that is all they need until their big boys come back.

Watching him bomb up the wings preseason I wouldnt be shocked if he actually had more pace than Luiz. He's deceptively fast.

I'd much rather he spends his press conference tomorrow talking shit about Manchester and old man Grini, who he has already proved that he can get under his skin.

This has taken a really long time....