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Yeah, I'd sell him, and if he wants to go to Arsenal all the better just to watch the hilarious back tracking of Arsenal fans after calling him a snake I think it's been clear, even from last season in the 'bigger' matches, that Cesc can't be here long term. A top team just can't afford to have him in the starting XI and I can't imagine he'd be happy to rot on the bench...

There's no way we deserved to win this last match at Old Traford. We were outplayed throughout. If you want to look at the Matic miss then you have to also look at the two times they hit the wood work and the Willian handball and the Thibaut save that was brilliant but also a bad miss from Herrera who should have placed it better and with more power.

Team stats, especially generic ones like goals scored/conceded or points won....etc. simply CANNOT be attributed or even directly correlated to the presence/absence of a single player or factor as there are endless variables that cannot be accounted for from one game to the next that affect the outcome. I swear, it should be mandatory that that statement be displayed as a warning/disclaimer on every single football stats site.

Which would explain why suicide rates are up...

Not sure what everyone is so upset about. Just looked at the table and this was our 20th point from 19 matches, which means, if we manage to maintain our form in the second half of the season, we are on track to finish with 40 points, the 'magic' number that usually means safety from relegation

Still, it's a bit of a stretch if you're saying that the club is forcing him out of matchday squads and making up fake injuries when Costa is unavailable because......they want revenge because he wanted to leave? Or are you saying he's refusing to play because they made him stay? Either, it seems very far fetched, tbh...

Literally the only thing I remember Oscar being involved in in this match (which finished an hour and a half ago) was the foul that Rooney committed on him. I'm honestly trying really hard but can't remember a singe offensive or defensive action he did in 90 minutes. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

Competed with Mikel and Oscr today for worst/slowest passer. Also, at this level, any midfield should be able to finish that chance, especially that De Gea made it easier by coming out so early and leaving the goal mostly open.

Tbh, I've actually passed the stage of being mad at Ivanovic. Now I'm just mostly embarrassed for him. Seriously, if I were in his shoes, particularly in that first half, I would have just walked off the field to save any remaining dignity.

Brilliant save which for me makes him our MOTM which wasn't particularly hard to achieve today. That said, his kicking was particularly shit.

It really gets on my nerves how little protection he gets from the refs. Most teams in the EPL treat him like a fucking pinata!

LOL What are you even suggesting?!

They could've played penalties and all ten would be missed. No confidence on either side.

Least surprising 0-0 draw of all time!

Azpi, JT and Hazard aside, this team deserves to be playing with the U21s next week. One of the worst, most spineless and nonchalant Chelsea performances I've ever seen

Haha We honestly deserve to get relegated. Really it would be a travesty for the Premiere League if we manage to stay up! Feel really bad for the fans who traveled all the way to Manchester on a Monday just for this shit.

There isn't enough booze in the world, mate...

Yes, but here in the teal world, not many would regard those statements as facts, certainly not someone who probably knows very little about RLC and Kennedy like Guus.

Tbf, Baba/Ivanovic aside, this is probably the best team Guus can put together from the available options.

0-0 written all over it. Djilo is a Chelsea legend.

Just seen the lineup. Meltdown seems the appropriate reaction, tbh... Got drinks for one more?

Karate kicked someone and got sent off.

You had to jinx it, didn't you

The Watford CB did a Cahill for the Lamela goal. Oh, and take a bow Shaqiri!

Also key, I think, is don't go all mental and start threatening people through PMs!