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You left out Totti. Dirtiest player in the Serie A. Even if he is a world-class player.

LMAO Reminded me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy3I8QzpvfU

Good article in the mail. That's got to be a first..

With KDB as good as gone, Mata is definitely staying. Until the summer, at least.

And cue Stingray with a "man-boobs" meme...

@, is just jealous because he doesn't have any It's one of his many "issues" Of course, that's not all he brings to the team, but I think that is one area where his absence really shows because our decision making in the final third has been amateurish to put it lightly when Oscar is not playing. How many times have Willian or Schurrle misplaced the final pass or played the wrong one or chose the wrong time to release the ball or to shoot? I think this is what Jose means when he says that our biggest issue is that we can't kill games off because we aren't turning half chances into chances and chances into goals.

Yes, yes. We all know about your "issues", Jay

I love how he just "glides" across the pitch. He gets past defenders with incredible ease despite not having fancy dribble skills.

Completely agree. Posts hidden.

Surely it can't be for increased wages. He's already on 80k/wk!

I think Jay usually does it. I think I know how to change it. I'll try.

Well your mum sounds like she knows what she's talking about, then!

Their squad has been average for two and half seasons, now. Fergie knew what he was doing by retiring last season.

Before my time, but definitely a legend of the game. RIP.

Who knew Roma came with a "self-destruct" button?

This thread needs more boobs To keep it short, Oscar seems to be, atm, the only player who makes the right decisions in the final third for us. More often than not, he makes the right run, the right pass, the right shot. This is what the other attackers in our team have been missing to turn half chances into chances and to turn chances into goals.

That was embarrassing and completely needless. I don't think the one against WBA was a dive. It wasn't a pen, but it wasn't a dive either. But the media will now make it out to be a dive. Jose should really have a word with him because him and Oscar really made him look bad after all he said about diving. That's because the Oscar dive was worse and much more stupid. Oscar had a sure goal but wanted to get an opposition player (wrongly) sent off instead.

Captain. Leader. Goal Machine

How does "We won't get a striker in Jan" translate to "Jose make Rooney his number one priority in Jan"?!! Only in British media..

It's a match report and a vocab lesson rolled up in one!

And the stupid made up rumor of the day goes to...

Apologies in advance for the following lame joke but it made me laugh for some reason - "I love Beyonce..." - Whatever floats your boat, mate. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'.

Not worth a rating?

2-0 win with minimum effort. Captain Mikel scored and Lewis Baker got his debut. Pretty good day. Oscar my MOTM.