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Don't know where he's at now, but if I'm not mistake, before the last international break, KDB had the second most assists in all of Europe behind only Cesc.

That's an interesting idea, but like Jim said, what extra features would you give the donators? I can't think of anything.

Bayern aside, though, KDB has probably been the best player in the Bundes Liga this season, though.He's definitely the star of that Wolfsburg team.

Perisic was worse...by far! He must have had upwards of 10 shots without scoring!

No, thanks. He obviously can't do it on a cold rainy night at Stoke...

Yes, but that is largely because of the UCL win. If he is jealous, then it definitely wouldn't be of the trophy itself but the fact that Robbie was the first to give it to us with all the affection and love that has brought him from the Chelsea fans.

2-0 Game over. But how in the world have Everton won this match? Wolfsburg have out played them all over the pitch. Two very good goals, though.

I understand where you're coming from, but technically, that cannot be implemented because we have a lot of members who live in countries that don't have PayPal. In principle as well, we can't (and don't want to) force people to pay. It goes against the very definition of "donation".

Actually, that's not correct either. As it stands, City are third and CSKA fourth.

Yes, two UCLs but not with "his Chelsea". I can totally see Jose being subconsciously jealous of Robbie. It's like how almost any man in the world instantly hates the first guy his girlfriend slept with even if she broke up with him a long time ago and even if the man himself has slept with a dozen girls before his girlfriend. It doesn't have to make sense, in fact, jealousy rarely does. If it is true, I wouldn't think any less of Jose. On the contrary, it would be kinda 'cute' how passionate he is and how much his love is genuine for the club.

Thanks!

Wow, @Muzchap!

I want an HD version of that!

Seriously, wtf am I hearing?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J1IWGGLo5k Don't forget the manger. He's the mayor of cuckoo land!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv1VED-7AIw&feature=youtu.be&html5=1 It really defies all logic. They are treating a draw with a team that I can't even spell as if they have just won a cup or something. Seriously how deluded can you get? And the reporter is agreeing with them!

If Vidal had scored that last minute penalty against Olympiakos, Juve would have already been qualified

Can you two stop acting like children, please?

Why did I read that in a sarcastic tone?!

Klopp has to be the most awesome person ever!

The two matches aren't even comparable. The intensity obviously went down in the second half yesterday but not as much as against WBA because Schalke were playing a high block which meant that our midfielders could not just keep the ball like we did against WBA. Schalke were also playing a very high line coupled with amateurish defensive mistakes which made creating chances rather very easy and does not require great effort unlike when WBA put all of their remaining 10 men in and around their box.

Great article in the Telegraph today: How Jose Mourinho's Chelsea became England's cavaliers in the Premier League and Champions League

CC: @Jason

To be fair, if they had got Cesc then they wouldn't have spent on Sanchez and they'd probably be in the relegation zone now...

Why? The criticism, even if over board, were made last season or a few months ago and have nothing to do with Matic's current form. I'm sorry, but I just don't like this. If I, for example, say that Oscar will not do well at Chelsea (which I have) then yes, I was obviously mistaken at the time and admit that I was wrong. But if I criticize Oscar for a bad game and he comes out and has a MOTM performance the next, that doesn't mean that I was mistaken to criticize him before. That is completely irrelevant. I know you meant it as a joke, and this isn't aimed just at you, Stats, but this is just something that annoys me on forums.

The definitions for assists are so vague and change from one competition/person/site to another. But yeah, I got the stats from someone who got them from statszone, I think.