Ankit

What do you get with Mikel , Schurrle, Mata, Oscar ? Mikel Schumacar.

Mourinho: “Damaged Spanish football? I damaged Spanish football by being the manager who broke Barcelona dominance." #CFC Heyy Iniesta

Jose: We have already 60 players, because in the last two days we had 20 new buys in the media. #CFC

Miguel Delaney ‏@MiguelDelaney2m "Ladies and gentlemen of the press, can you please take your seats, the main event is about to start." These words were actually just said.

40 TV Camera crews, 250 Journalists from all over the world. All to cover the press conference of one man. The Special One.

Dan Levene ‏@BluesChronicle14h I hear Chelsea have had in excess of 250 applications to attend Jose Mourinho's press conference tomorrow. TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY.

Superman saves the world once again!

Any of the Swansea/ Stoke/Norwich in the first 5 GWs probably away. These teams once settled become very hard to break down. Beat them before they build their momentum!!

It will be so so epic if we meet and knock out Barca. Again. Jose goes for a run across the Nou Camp. Again! And Iniesta, Xavi are left crying in the locker room. Again. Man, that will be a sweet victory!

Completely agree with your last line!! But has Torres been sold yet? No. Do you want two strikers in the team earning 180k/week? That would be madness! So lets first get rid of Torres and then buy Cavani!! Although the amount to buy Cavani is too damn high for me and i won't be loosing sleep if we are going in with Torres into the next season, with may be Jovetic added to the squad!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jun/09/jose-mourinho-andres-iniesta-madrid?CMP=twt_gu "Yes he damaged Spanish football, in general more harm than good. But I don't like talking about that person at all" : Iniesta

What the fuck? What has Stoch done so big that we have to regret selling him? Matic is coming into his own but we got Luiz from him. Ake and Chalobah are miles better than Stoch and should be as good as Matic is right now when they reach his age.

The next time you see Duncan Castle tweeting something which has a sulia link, rest assured it will be an exaggerated rumor just to make everyone click on the sulia link. Why? because the more hits he gets on his stupid sulia links, the more money he makes. Hence Jose looking to sell Mata will have more hits than say, Jose looking to sell Moses.

If we are indeed bending over and paying the whole buy out clause for Cavani, i would atleast like to know that we ARE offloading Torres. Doesn't matter with what they do with BA, he is not on 175/180k wages, Torres is and so will Cavani.

So if Lukaku has been told that he will be involved with the team next season and won't be going on loan next season, why the fuck are we bidding for Cavani? Has Torres been sold, if not, is our board run by some teenagers?

Have no idea what you are talking(D-Rex etc) so i will stahp.

No, there is a problem with the server i guess. Maybe it's being rectified!!

Almost Crying? Damn, i thought i would have made you fully cry. Although you have a very weird way of crying! What's " ;_: " ? #crylikeaman

Make that 4. I am getting the SQL error of some of the pages!!

I ll be pissed if we actually paid the whole buy out clause! That would be utterly idiotic and daft from our board!! Cavani is good , but not that good! And we have Lukaku! Nothing against the player, but the amount being mentioned here is embarrassing. One would expect we are signing the like of Cristiano's and Messi's.

No it doesn't and it's gross and pathetic. #realitycheck

If and when you find a torrent, help your brothers as well! @Jusek,

57m is a huge sum. Just last season we made a little profit. We are going to spend more money on other players. I love Cavani and will be the happiest person if he ends of at CFC than City. But We have to work hell lot to cover the hole we are making this season.

Everyone here(well,almost) on September 1st realizing both Mikel and Torres are still Chelsea players.