chelsea_4_eva

sorry if already posted.

wait.. what about eva? did she leave?

oh god.. sack RDM for grant or benitez really roman, really??

wait.. Eva leaving? OK, shit just got serious!

THIS.IS.EMBARRASSING! ROMAN WTH?! when i found out on sportcenter i was shocked,in disbelief, embarrassed, couldn't even watch..as i was too busy face palming... for RDM thank you for everything! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A LEGEND IN MY EYES! BLUE THROUGH AND THROUGH!! :blue scalf: ONE DI MATTEO.. THERE'S ONLY ONE DI MATTEO! :blue scalf:

ALL HAIL CESAR!

dzeko would be perfect for us.... isn't he 4th choice with city?

ok, so i see our november slump has started again... january can't come quick enough.

WE.NEED.A.STRIKER.

what happened to him he was boss when he first came...

what do you guys think about loaning a striker? maybe llorente? is he getting games in bilbao? last time i heard(a while ago) they were letting him rot on the bench because he wanted to leave.

about the cm position, i don't think we should buy, i think we need to call essien back (wait...isn't essien going to ACON too?) if not then we should call him back and then in the summer we have de bruyne coming in so..

oh my god..i finally found out why we bought torres in the first place, we somehow knew beforehand that falcao was going to play for atletico and so we bought torres(as a sweetener) to swap with falcao so that we'll get to have falcao and torres gets to return to his boyhood club. sorry for the "conspiracy theory" kinda frustrated with him...

i can't believe it has come to this but hell i think he should try hypnotherapy, they hypnotise you and unlock past potential and memories or something like that... at this point i would try anything...

still think he looks like a baby?....

luiz and piazon (lol piazon as a zombie luigi)

torres why u so hesitant in front of goal?

i hate the excuses united fans are making.. "oh its our reserve squad" "it was only our youngsters" "oh chelsea conceded 4 goals against our reserve team". i mean,hello, we put out a young side too it's just that our youngsters have more quality. cek it! United line-up : Lindegaard [28],Rafael [22], Keane [19], Wooton [21], Buttner [23] (Powell [18]); Nani [25], Fletcher [28], Anderson [24] (Tunnicliffe [19]), Giggs [38 (wtf youngster?)]; Hernandez [24] , Welbeck [21] (Macheda [21]) Our line up : Cech [30] ; Azpilicueta [23] , Cahill [26] , Luiz [25] , Bertrand [23] ; Romeu [21] (Oscar [21]), Mikel [25] (Ramires [25]); Moses [21], Mata [24], Piazon[18] (Hazard [21]); Sturridge [23]

ladies and gentlemen, proof that united will do anything possible to win the title except the fair way...

oh no he di'int!

love the part when torres was walking down the tunnel shaking his head is disbelief whilst looking at RDM and RDM gave the same look and head shake like he was saying "i know". LOVE RDM!

i know right me too, but think arsenal will probably get fucked like we did.. liverpool got fucked we got fucked next in line to get fucked arsenal and man city. and just like to say that i am SO proud of the boys on not giving up and on the way that they just kept going despite being 3 man down. SO PROUD OF YOU LADS! LOVE BEING A CHELSEA FAN! :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

f*ck i just remembered van persie is gonna be there...

hazmat.. is that official now?... ooh.. i have a new name for mata,oscar,hazard... MASCAZARD! (sounds like a dinasour or a pokemon.. "MASCAZARD I CHOOSE YOU!" and then pop out these three)

they're probably just sticking our name in there so that city will have to pay more than they need to, which they will.