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He cost twice as much as Drogba, so using my keen mathematical skills I can deduce that Torres is twice the player that Drogba is. SCIENCE HAS FAILED ME AGAIN

Well I didn't laugh...

I've never liked how forwards demand higher transfers fees than defenders. It's almost like nobody really appreciates defending. You don't lose games if you don't concede!

Defenders I feel are usually underpriced. £3million + Gallas for Ashley Cole being a crazy example.

I must have missed the day when vagrants became pirates.

What's a vagrant like yourself doing watching cinema?

You son of a gun.

I can't see how people think he will come good. This season he regularly missed chances, easy ones. Game after game he missed chances. His finishing is plain terrible. People act like he gets no service at all. When he isn't missing chances he is dribbling head first into defenders. Juan Mata scored more goals than him from the wing. Geez, Torres isn't going to come good he is finished.

Fun Fact #5 His grandmother is Vietnamese.

I want him in the Chelsea team. Now. I rate him really high.

Probably the hackers or crackers whatever they call themselves...

And every Rossoneri fan just had a heart attack.

I'd rather a better Pirlo.

Modric doesn't really split defences open hence the reason his assists tally is so low. Players like Sneijder, Mata, Silva do that and Modric is the guy that gets the ball to them. He is just a poorer Pirlo in my mind.

04/05 For me. Nigh unbeatable and almost smashed Arsenal's invincibles the following year.

None of those guys are Argentines though. Don't you know that handball is legal there?

What else do you expect from the Schutzstaffle? It's great that you apologised by the way. Always a hard thing to admit things like that. I guess I apologise if I baited you at all.

Shit like that happerns when you get high.

I think you offended some people with homophobic slurs (faggot, et al) and saying other crazy things like "Lol you're Singaporean". Also the site has been hacked quite a few times, perhaps that is reason for the redirection to the shock sites.

Is that a useless post?

I'd be very surprised if he scores more than ten goals next season.

Cech David Luiz Ashley Cole - Gary Cahill - John Terry - Branislav Ivanovic Frank Lampard - Jon Obi Mikel Juan Mata - Eden Hazard Fernando Torres Why not?

Sound like it's malware. They are usually called 'Redirect Virus'. It's a pain in the ass to remove, you have to use things like Norton Removal Tools.

In Spain it's Barcelona vs Real Madrid in the media. In England it's Manchester United, Manchechester City, Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool, Queens Park Rangers, Fulham, West Ham vs Chelsea in the media. Scottish club Celtic also hate us.

It was mainly because of homophobic slurs. Shane didn't use any so he didn't get banned.