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I love The Clash and Mick Jones and Chelsea. The world is perfect.

13? When I was 13 I was the most awkward bastard you had ever set eyes on.

I've been talking up this guy (and Cabaye) for months. I really hope this goes through.

It would be nice to see Giroud at Arsenal and Debuchy at Chelsea and see this at the end of every derby match. I have and will use this picture at every opportunity.

A couple of League Cup and FA Cup Matches. Loss to Aston Villa. Chelsea v Barcelona I didn't miss many.

I must have missed his madness. What did Mr Melo do?

Yet, the stadiums are always empty.

Adriano is a joke. There is a reason he has won the Bidone d'or a record amount of times. Maradona loved to snort stuff and he turned out half alright.

Sixth; motorsport (if you count that as a team sport). Bathurst is disgustingly popular. But football is growing while cricket is slowly dieing.

We do alright for a country were Football is the fourth most popular team sport. Not only that but Brazil just so happens to have a population 87% larger than Australia's.

Raul really puts a shift in the Cup competitions. He always has his best matches in the League Cup, FA Cup and Champions League. 6 goals and 6 assists isn't too bad from him. Remember AVB used him in a defensive role where he is an attack minded player.

He may not replace Malouda directly but he may need Malouda's foreign squad spot.

You'd just waste them, anyway.

It's John Terry's fault that I had to read such a bad article.

For fucks sake. Does the Bleacher Report promote idiocy? World War 2 because John Terry.

Lads, it's one or the other. Don't get your knickers messy over semantics.

This is how I live. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g&feature=player_embedded

They were both terrible and only appropriate for young children and stoners.

It's a cheesey one-liner from Batman Forever. "Freeze in hell, BATMAN" I thought I was being clever by saying Capman instead of Batman.

The day internet culture and memes influence the English language to the point of altering syntax, I'll kill someone. Perhaps Moop or whatever his name is, the creator of 4chan.

It's not quite the same as watching a real game, but anyway... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBMqj1s1AmI There is a reason Viola call him the next Baggio.

Nah, Cabaye was pretty ace at Lille during his many years there. He was instrumental to their Ligue triomphe.

I don't know what you are disappoint with but anyway. Gourcuff's frail mentality, bullying in the French squad and Ancellotti's idiocy with youth has pratically sabotaged his career. Gallas, Ribery and Anelka are fucking arseholes for bullying him. It's not High School anymore you dumb bastards you are at the World Cup.

Ballack was one of the reasons Lamps scored so many goals and assists. He gave up the attacking side of his game to stabilize the midfield and allow Lamps do what he does best. And don't forget he was probably even better at attacking than Lamps. That Manchester United game at Old Trafford being the biggest example.

Freeze in hell Capman!