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I believe it would be a great siging if it came to fruition. Not many reliable sources though.

I'm not going to lie. He had one of the best mullets of all time. Of all time.

I take it, you are not a fan.

Am I the only person that keeps reading Courtois' name as 'Coitus'?

How so? Have you seen his FKs? He almost tears a hole through the net everytime. I would like to see John Terry do that.

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The more important question is: who the hell cares about that old bat, anyway? He is just trying to make sure people don't forget who is by spouting all this bullshite.

Well, that is Serie A in a nutshell, isn't it?

He could end up like Yaya Toure and be a fantastic AM after years of being CDM/CM. It would be hilario if he scored 20+ like Super Lamps. But saying that I don't want him to kick McEachren out of the squad. Also, it would be nice seeing him on the cover of the Italian Fifa 12 wearing a Chelsea shirt.

Nah, he is 31while De Rossi is 27-28. Those three years make a bid difference. Besides isn't De Rossi a box to box MF like Essien? And look at that beard, if there is one thing we need at Chelsea it is more Epic Beard Men.

Or we could tap him up, whatever works best. We seem to be pretty good at both.

How many CBs are also Free Kick Specialists?

I really doubt it, he wan't Chelsea material before and he isn't now.

I always thought L'Equip ti be fairly trustworthy. I didn't know Alex was 29...however I still don't wan't to lose him. I want to see him play with Luiz at CB this season, sure Terry is good but the last time I checked the nerve damage in his leg was putting him in a lot of pain.

How is that a facepalm? He could have hadt three years on his current contract then signed a two year extention keepin him here untill 2015. Anyway, Maybe we should have sold him to Milan for £18m. Hindsight is an ugly bitch.

12 MFs fighting it out for 5 positions. It offers amazing depth, though.

As if Real Madrid need anymore Midfielders.

I laughed and than I laughed some more.:541: They could change the name to anything but one thing will always remain; they are still wankers.

What about Toni Kroos? I know it is a longshot that Bayern would sell one of their young stars but he is a fantastic 'playmaker'. He doesn't score many goal but damn he knows how to pick a pass. Hell, everyone knows that all the best players are coming from the Bundesliga nowadays. Lewis Holtby (Hey, he is half English), Marko Marin, Thomas Muller, Arturo Vidal, Renato Augusto, The Bender Twins, Mario Gotze, Nevan Subotic, Mats Hummels, Per Mertesacker, among others.

Leicester has a really good Rugby team doesn't it? Anyways, welcome.

Santon has had a terrible falling out with Inter over the past year. They loaned in Yuto Nagatoma, who has been finalised with the club a few days ago. They have replaced him and would probably be happy to sell him.

If Ashley Cole, a player born and bred Arsanal can jump ship and not look back, I think a Frenchmen with no real connections to Arsanal could come to us. Anyway, I just was just watching ESPN and the rumour mill is really picking up steam with the Arsanal situation.

----------Ramires---------- Modric-------------Nasri What is not to like about that? Besides, I bet Royal Blue will bring out their eyes.

Seems that a lot of Aussies like Chelsea. It is a shame about the red and black ribbons though.

I really hope we land VDW if we sell Bosingwa. Apparently he can tackle, cross and score a handful of goals too. While we are at it, we should poach some of Ajax's other promising youth. Christian Eriksen and Siem de Jong, anyone?