Spike

Cabaye is injured so him transfering to any club is very unlikely.

Smoke weed everyday.

Belgium is close to the Netherlands...

I think this deal is less that Chelsea want to be like Barcelona and more that David Villa is a brilliant stirker and is available.

I didn't know Chelsea were playing tonight. Mind = blown.

His manager attacked him... With fists.

Going toward maybe but Sneijder is a lousy defender. He like to be in the hole not a CM at all.

Christmasm Day in Australia.

I like it when he kicks the ball really hard and it ends up in the back of the net because its going so fast and the keeper can't even see it coming because it's going so fast. Among other childlike things.

MERRRY CHRISTMAS FROM OZ etc

I would call it ruthless because they didn't relent on the attack at all even at 5-0. AdjectiveHaving or showing no pity or compassion for others: "a ruthless manipulator".

Brilliant header. That is enough said.

Ahh, Lamps my favourite player of all time. I would like to see him sign a new contract. He just needs to accept a lesser role, the preperation of life without him should be started sooner rather than latter.

He missed Van Persie's head entirely. Useless.

Nothing is certain. He is human and prone to failure as much as anyone. You're acting like I said that he won't score, I did not say that. I said "if" which implies a chance for success and a chance for failure.

OH MY GOD I WAS TOO DRUNK TO WATCH THIS GAME FUCK MY LIFE

Future Captain. #fanboy

IF. Shutup you are as foreign to England as I am.

Eh, I don't really care about this guy.

Courtois will be the best keeper in the world at some stage. Trust me I'm a scientist.

Blue is my favourite colour. So that probably helps.

I prefer this one even though I can't remember what the previous looked like. Yes, I have been drinking.

Sadly the keyword being "could".

Smartarse.

I see you changed the notification pop up box. Everything changes at once..