Spike

Black sheep. What are you going to do about it, huh? Spike does what he wants.

Well for starters I wasn't making fun of his wife was I? Merely used her as a prop to insinuate that Ba is a superior player to Torres. It's hardly abuse too. Nobody is gaining anything in return for calling him names and swearing at him. Abuse is when a person treats something unfairly or wrongly and gains benefit from it. For instance a person who has manipulated the system to gain twice as much money from government handouts, is abusing the system. Calling someone a cunt over the interwebz and them not knowing is hardly the same thing. In the end who the hell cares?

I also prefers cunts to cocks Torres.

I thought he was joining Inter Milan.

Well for starters the implication of peadophila wouldn't be there. That's just for starters.

This made my day.

Isn't Nora his wife? I thought it was his wife...

Blah.

Does that mean anything?

I love how people only refer to Torres as either: Flaxen Haired Assassin. Golden Haired Boy Sunshine Haired Demi God Lady Boy Yellow Furball Mix and match to create your own pet name for the great number nine of South West London.

I wonder how many people will change their avatar to a photo of Ba.

He wears #29...

BA! BA! HE IS BIG! HE IS BLACK! HE HAS TWO LETTERS ON HIS BACK!

Weird. I was just on the Chelsea site and it hadn't been updated. Is that a scar on the middle of his forehead?

Maybe he can change, but I doubt it. I think he might be too poisonous at the moment. I seem to recall him throwing a bit of a tantrum when he subbed off during the Euros, though that may have been Nasri, or Ben Arfa.

Assualt and arrested. http://www.caughtoffside.com/2012/05/02/arsenal-target-yann-mvila-arrested-following-assault-on-teenager/

I think we all want to see McEachran wear the number 8 one day. This whole saga is quite depressing. It all seems so surreal.

It's Ballon D'or, gosh. Learn to speak Français like the rest of us Anglophones. God.

M'Vila. He is a criminal. I think he has been arrested for assualting a minor and domestic violence. He pouts and causes trouble when he doesn't get his way. He will not put in 100% if he isn't happy. He disobeys club and national policy. He was banned for two years for going to night clubs instead of training sessions. In other words he is like Gallas except even more of a twat. He is typical of the modern day French (sorry France, SeB and Peace) footballer, huge ego, bratty attitude, poor sportsmanship, doesn't gel with team mates, etc. Get Etienne Capoue, instead.

Italian clubs have the worst transfer policies.

I like to read it as "Gonzalo" because I find the word "Gonzalo" incredibly fun to say and type. Gonzalo.

This is all I've got to say about Yaya.

No. Besides he is out injured for over a month.

I think people shouldn't compare Chalobah to Yaya Touré. Touré is a cunt, Chalobah is not.

Is it pronounced 'Mee Ka' or 'My Ka'. I can never remember.